Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[malhim40]

It's tough trying to describe a pet peeve when it can just be a personal preference or kink.

I can't stand solo scenes where the woman looks amazing and then she starts talking to the camera in a derogatory manner. I get that some guys want to be total social subs and just have someone talk down to them. It's totally not for me. Those scenes genuinely make me feel bad for guys that need to seek therapy. I don't want to kink shame; I just want people to be able to operate in the world and not look for that in a real, toxic, relationship.

As a side note, I do have a thing for hotwife or cheating-wife content. I would never choose that lifestyle for myself, as I find it alien, but it's hot as someone that finds other married women hot. My pet peeve in this sub-genre is that almost all BBC content. It's like they combine a concept of cheating with the intentional humiliation of cheating and what could be worse than cheating with a black man. It's a very strange, reverse-racist take on black men, almost dehumanizing black men as a taboo partner.

 

[Bob20407]

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Shared pet peeve because 99% of internet squirting is pee. Which is fine because nobody's demonizing watersports. But.

Squirt is not urine. The medical literature picked a really bad terminology that further confuses people. In the medical literature, a different term such as female ejaculation is often used. The term squirt is usually a synonym for pee, like taking a slash would be.

Most medical literature will also say some urea is found in female ejaculate, so it must contain urine. This is idiotic, because male urine also contains urea. Does anyone think cum is pee? A man squirting would also be urine in medical terminology, to show you how silly this is.

Women who ejaculate shouldn't usually be shooting across the room, due to biology. But most men just dribble most of the time anyway. It's not so dissimilar.

But saying "squirt is pee" in the common vernacular is like saying cum is pee. We don't want to confuse the kids. My wife squirts, and trust me, it's not urine. She just likes to ejaculate. Same as any man who's figured out non-ejaculating prostate orgasms craves "regular" orgasms. My wife needs a good ejaculation once in a while same as I do. It's just way more gush, and way less super soaker.

 

[Lemmyisgod]

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Yeah, that is not "squirting", it is just "cumming" like a man would do. Just like a woman getting "wet" is just like a man's precum, both are meant as natural lube. Most women are capable of having a wet orgasm, it really just varies between them how much fluid is produced, just the same as seminal volume with men. No woman that "squirts" is doing anything other than peeing. It just boils down to incorrect terminology.

 

[Crimson panda]

Another gripe I have with more mainstream POV porn like MR. POV, is there are so many times where I can barely get off to the scene because the fucking camera can't decide which position it wants to be in. I fail to see how a scene can be made hotter if the camera is flying from one part of the male's body to the next like it's some kind of insect.

 

[uwu3299]

It bugs me that standing doggy POV is uncommon. A woman's ass looks so much better when they're standing, bent over, and legs close together.

 

[somebodybutalsonobody]

As someone who cares a lot about the story leading to a porn scene, I absolutely hate scenes where the porn stars are not even trying to be at least half decent in their acting. Badly acted scenes are an immediate turnoff regardless of how beautiful the participants might be. It seems that this is becoming the vast majority of porn content, and one of the reasons why I rarely visit porn sites anymore, and when I do I somehow almost always end up rewatching something that I've seen before and liked.

 

[SDF]

Discovering new talent on European Sites - Who is that girl? I like to see more of them.
Discovering new talent on American Sites - Who is that girl? I don't want to see them.

It's the same girl! American produced can be so badly made at times.

 

[u811515]

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In the older scenes from GHS, NVG or Excogi, I often didn't recognize the models in mainstream productions.

 

[Styx1992]

I forgot something I heavily dislike

Now, this isn't all girls but a LOT of them

I fucking hate how you can join an onlyfans for like 15$ and then I need to pay 30-60$ for X amount of content; If I remember it correctly, Mikomi Hokina has 2 OF's - 1 free where she just posts 1 and 1 picture and teases for upcoming releases - Then her second costs 10$ per month, then if you want a video + some pictures it can cost between 50$ and 140$ (Depends on how long the video is, what is shown and other factors). There are although more things to be considered in this scenario - She also has a website where she sells a lot of her old sets + Ero and they are not even worth it.

Lets then talk about another girl - Kate Key is another cosplayer who arrives from spain and dear christ, does she sell her videos for money; To be more precise, on april 26 she gave us a "Horny Jail with 2b" video, I am quiet unsure about the video length but the price is a very good one if you are a millionair or 89,69$ and if you got in 48 hours after its release you got some pictures with it, after that, the deal is off.

90 fucking dollar for that video, it better be some of the best fucking videos I've ever seen.

Honestly, I'm glad I was introduced to this website so I know I can count on many of their content being leaked, I'm tired of seeing these girls get away with this kind of content - a lot of it isn't even worth it and they charge so much for it

Just so we're clear - Content from girls Like Penny Barber that costs 29-49 is worth it, since most of them are between 20-40 min long and the price reflects them lengths

 

[malhim40]

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They are scammers. There is no real regulations beyond what OF or similar platforms impose on creators. They KNOW simps are going to pay and until they feel financial consequences to impose regulations to curtail scamming creators, they are NOT going to bother those creators and risk losing them.

It's really up to simps to stop paying for that shit. It is just crazy how much people are willing to gamble on content that has an incredible amount of uncertainty of what is contained within. There is nothing to protect the consumer here. There needs to be a meta-score that content creators have to suffer among consumers. Yelp for Simps.

 

[Cornelius4129]

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Yeah a big problem with me and OF creators are the price. These people are seriously overcharging for pretty mediocre stuff.

 

[bleachbb]

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Hey that is still about Half the price Rakhi Gill charges for her stuff...30 dollars a month and after that it's about 200 per vid

 

[malhim40]

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They are going after whales. Honestly, that's why I don't have a problem with people Robin Hooding their stuff.

 

[irateit]

Dirty ass feet anywhere, but especially when they're in bed

 

[TheCr0w]

Not sure if this was discussed earlier, just found this thread.

It may just be me, I don't know, but when women use the word "cock" in a scene, it just kills my mood. I much prefer when they say "dick", which sounds nastier and much better to me.

 

[TheCr0w]

another thing especially among OF girls, is saying "daddy". To me it just comes off as weird, especially when the slightly older girls do it. I can't imagine a 25 or 30+ yr old saying "daddy" in real life to me. It just gives off underlying connotations that I find weird, just like when grown women, or even late teens/early 20+ yr olds in mainstream scenes or OF wear pig tails in their hair and talk with soft voices.

 

[Lezbehonest]

I dont like when mainstream studios dont get pairings right. Some of the best pairings I find out is only bc one if not both of the original performers for the scene had to cancel for whatever reason. Perfect example is G/G scene for Girlsway with Abigail Mac and Casey Calvert. It was a great scene both women are great G/G performers. They werent originally supposed to shoot that scene but cancellation happened so they ended up doing that scene together.

As much crap as I hear so many talk about OF at least you can get great pairings. Performers can book whom they want to shoot with based on what the fans request or just who they really want to work with. Ive requested performers shooting together and it happened for OF. Mainstream studios need to get with the program. I feel like the only director who gets it right alot of the time is Jacky St. James. Dan used to get great pairings too for Girlfriends Films alot back in the day too.

 

[fiveislands]

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Oh my God... The Zee Twins, Sandra and Lady, are a newly discovered favorite of mine. I really adore them and I think they are way too beautiful for porn. I think they really should have done more/all lesbian scenes with each other and softcore scenes like Watch4Beauty is always rolling out, and maybe to a lesser extent MetArt and Zishy. They would really fit in with all of the Watch4Beauty girls. The lesbian desire might be a bit selfish of me, I just feel like they are extremely rare and beautiful and I can only think that people would pay an absolute fortune to see 2 perfect, young, beautiful twin sisters kiss. They do it every once in a while but it's really a small side focus, it's by far not their major attraction.

Anyway, that "HELP" written on the wall really shook me up, what ever happened to this? Did any sort of attention ever come to it, or it's just ignored everywhere?

 

[jellyattittude]

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Is there a thread for more fucked up bts dramas like this?

 

[HANDSY45]

When someone makes a new model thread and uses the "THICC" tag in the header and then proceeds to post chicks like this. This is from a real thread made on Monday. Like wtf is thicc on this chick?

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