that's the problem with amateur shit.
these people probably fuck with music on when they fuck off camera, so of course they have the shitty slowjams playing when they film. it's so stupid.
as for model names. . . . .
. . the worst is the ones that name themselves like rappers.
Yum the Boss?
I'm talking to you.
Lena the Plug?
I'm talking to you
1. People spitting for lubrication (that shit was quite popular in the 2000s for some reason, ant it still happens occasionally). Gross
2. Fake threesomes/swaps passing off as real. The hub is full of this shit, people with green screens pretending to do a spitroast, or a guy who goes off camera, puts a cock sleeve/changes his underwear, etc.
3. Models who will obviously do nudes/hardcore/etc at some point, but wait until they're way past their prime to do so.
4. Models who cover themselves with tattoos afterwards. Like, if you start your career with tattoos, that's fine, but if you start your career without tattoos and then cover yourself with them. If you started your career without tattoos, stay without them. Maria Ozawa was, for me, the worst offender in this one.
5. Same as above but replace "tattoos" with "fake tits". If you start your career with them, fine, but if you start with naturals, guess what? Your fans probably want you to keep them natural.
There's probably more but those 5 are off the top of my head.
2. Fake threesomes/swaps passing off as real. The hub is full of this shit, people with green screens pretending to do a spitroast, or a guy who goes off camera, puts a cock sleeve/changes his underwear, etc.
3. Models who will obviously do nudes/hardcore/etc at some point, but wait until they're way past their prime to do so.
4. Models who cover themselves with tattoos afterwards. Like, if you start your career with tattoos, that's fine, but if you start your career without tattoos and then cover yourself with them. If you started your career without tattoos, stay without them. Maria Ozawa was, for me, the worst offender in this one.
5. Same as above but replace "tattoos" with "fake tits". If you start your career with them, fine, but if you start with naturals, guess what? Your fans probably want you to keep them natural.
There's probably more but those 5 are off the top of my head.
I got so many
- Adding music to the video, except if it's intro where they're showing off the girl
- Fake audio/sounds
- Awkward, stupid camera man questions or antics during interview or action
- Camera man asking the girls age. So cringe. Why do you need to know this? Just appreciate the way the girl looks and if you dont like it switch it another video. They almost always get uncomfortable with this question and lie. Older women will lie to appear younger, and with the younger performers are ppl really so pedo they need to hear her say she just turned 18 or something?
- Camera man asking the girl how her family feels about her doing porn. Cringe.
- Camera man telling performers to stop kissing,/being intimate and move on to fucking. Why are you destroying one of the best part of the scene?
- Cutting out parts where performers remove clothes
- Camera man trying to make funny comments or jokes during the action
- Camera man telling girl what to do in the middle of the action right when shes obviously the most into it, e.g. "get your hair out of the way", "look at the camera". STOP DESTROYING THE VIBE/MOOD OF THE SCENE
- cleaning up sweat, cum, cream in the middle of scene (unless girl does it with mouth)
- Most made up/acting/pretending scenarios. E.g. acting like the girl is there for modelling which suddenly turns into porn.
- girl fake moaning
- guy holding girls nose
- guy putting fingers inside girls mouth and ripping her cheeks (wtf?)
- squirting
- fake cum
- food play
This might just be me but, "Mommy" talk. Women who either want you to call them mommy or they've appointed themselves the internet's stepmom. If you've seen women like Cherie DeVille or Penny Barber then you know exactly what I'm talking about. As attractive as they are (and as attracted to them as I am) the "mommy" talk just kills the vibe for me. I'm NEVER calling you that.
What's their obsession with wanting to be your mom/stepmom? Because I starting to see more and more pornstars do this.
What's their obsession with wanting to be your mom/stepmom? Because I starting to see more and more pornstars do this.
Penny Barber is definitely "mommy" lol.
It is strange though, because that has been her thing for years... even when she was more mainstream. She definitely has perfected the "MILF" genre. I can only assume its a form of Femdom, and therefore falls into that AB(adult baby) niche. Like a lot of her videos with her partner involve humiliation and diaper play.
but i can totally get it, there is a very thin line between "Damn she's fine" and "am i really jerking off to this?" that is very hard to navigate lol
It is strange though, because that has been her thing for years... even when she was more mainstream. She definitely has perfected the "MILF" genre. I can only assume its a form of Femdom, and therefore falls into that AB(adult baby) niche. Like a lot of her videos with her partner involve humiliation and diaper play.
but i can totally get it, there is a very thin line between "Damn she's fine" and "am i really jerking off to this?" that is very hard to navigate lol
Oh, okay. So that stuff is normal for her. I was only introduced to her through her work with the VIXEN group. Definitely prefer her more submissive side.
yeah she's probably been in the game for a while, probably back when clips4sale was super popular. she didnt go mainstream till about 2018 i believe. similar to Xev Bellringer whose another hot content creator that teeters the "step-_____" line in terms of content.
I got another one:
Keeping high heels on in bed and on the couch.
Like take the damn shoes off, first of all you're making the bed dirty, second you can't move around comfortably with those high heels on and third those high heels are sharp and probably gonna damage the fabric of the bed/couch.
Keeping high heels on in bed and on the couch.
Like take the damn shoes off, first of all you're making the bed dirty, second you can't move around comfortably with those high heels on and third those high heels are sharp and probably gonna damage the fabric of the bed/couch.
anything BBC related.
seriously, that trend is so overdone at this point.
and it just fuels the hard R people or those who are into the whole BNWO stuff which I found disgusting as hell.
seriously, that trend is so overdone at this point.
and it just fuels the hard R people or those who are into the whole BNWO stuff which I found disgusting as hell.
To add onto that, whenever they refer to the talent as "a BBC", like that's ALL they are.
I mean I still enjoy some IR, but I do feel it done more nowadays simply because it's the wave.
I mean I still enjoy some IR, but I do feel it done more nowadays simply because it's the wave.
Does anyone find arm pit licking sexy? This is my latest peeve since it seems to be popping up more and more lately. Especially in VR videos. I don't find anything sexy about having 5 minutes. of a pit shoved into the camera or with watching one girl like another one's arm pits. It's like foot fetish on steroids.
New gripe to me but was probably mentioned before: artistic fucking lighting. Where the content creators try to add an air of mystique to their content by doing it under a full blue or red light. Like if I wanted to watch blue pussy I'd watch Avatar dafuq. Next time they should just do it under a black light so we can see all the cum spots for crying out loud.
I know sometimes it helps with the art of teasing or some shit but honestly I hate being teased. Didn't enjoy it as a kid and I especially don't enjoy it from whores.
Also people that don't know how to equalize sound levels. Been happening since porn started and for some reason barely anyone gets it right. When it's dialogue you master up, when it's action you master it down. It's like they always do the exact opposite.
I know sometimes it helps with the art of teasing or some shit but honestly I hate being teased. Didn't enjoy it as a kid and I especially don't enjoy it from whores.
Also people that don't know how to equalize sound levels. Been happening since porn started and for some reason barely anyone gets it right. When it's dialogue you master up, when it's action you master it down. It's like they always do the exact opposite.
Not particularly, but there is something about hot girls doing disgusting/depraved things like licking armpit, toe sucking, sucking off a really nasty hairy cock, or fucking some disgusting fat old guy. I agree that armpit licking is like really low on the list, it does almost nothing.
I cant explain it lol, im not even old, out of shape or unkempt myself, I think its just that contrast between something clean and something nasty?
I know im alone in this cause people always complain when male talent is old, disgusting, fat, hairy etc., but hear me out there is something about those oldje scenes where you got freaking Ria Sunn doing some fat old guy lmfao
I need, NEED, a talented writer to make a high budget porn version of Get Out.
Good luck, the last great high budget porn with quality ever made was Pirates of the Caribbean parody, and that was like what 20 years ago?
Ah yes the movie so good they cut out all the sex scenes and sold it again.
Different times indeed. Although I do remember there was some superhero one ( or maybe multiple) where it was a common belief that the costuming used in the porn parody actually looked better than the movie it was parodying... so maybe there is hope 😂😂