Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

Curva

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True. Increasingly it seems to be the case (especially with OF type content) that any black male collaborator with white girls gets the "BBC" label even if they're fairly averagely endowed, because... profit?

Not sure if it's the girls fetishizing the black cock at the expense of reason, or if their target market is the cuckold type sub who has to feel inferior to the male talent - or do they think white viewers won't accept an average black man fucking white girls, but will allow it as long as the girl's holes are being thoroughly violated by a Giant Black Horsecock™ ?
 

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Actually - thinking about size at the expense of reason... Someone needs to have a word with OF creators and explains how dildo measurements work.
All those proud claims about how you're "taking a 10" cock". No ma'am: that's got a pair of balls and a suction cup you were holding onto. What you took was a 7.5" cock. Nothing to be ashamed of - just learn to look beyond the headline figure when you buy sex toys from Amazon.
 
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malhim40

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I've been around for a while and I have plenty of pet peeves:
  • Short format clips - What the fuck is the point? I get that the social media trend is about micro-clips/shorts/stories/reels, but I can't stand it. Give me something a few minutes long.
  • Phone-recorded clips where the camera is moving around all angles and directions.
  • High pitched voices or talking like little girls (Sofi Ryan).
  • Commitment to cosplay - When cosplay chicks started to come out in droves in the mid-2000s I thought it was hot. When it becomes your identity; :rolleyes:
  • Gorgeous women who just get way too nasty. Adriana Chechik is a great example of someone that is naturally gorgeous but her stuff just gets too nasty. (RubbingHandsOpeningFridgeDisgustedClose.gif)
  • Limited face content - I totally understand anonymity. If people want to never post their face, good for them. If we know what the woman looks like and then most of her content doesn't have her face in a video, it's irritating. I'm totally driven by attraction to a face.
  • ...and the highest of high crimes is ruining a great set of of tits with a boob job. It is the absolute worst when one of your favorites with modest B-Cups goes and makes a bimbo out of herself. So gross.
 

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White guy cucked/Black Man "King" - its "femdom" but its so much not femdom

Sex Explanation - Larkin does this when she does a "Husband Mezmerized to like black cock" while she basically explains how she would do the person she is cheating with

As much as I love girls like Kate Sarkissian and Yuzu Pyon, Hidori Rose and other girls like this, when I see them charge between 25$-100$ for X photos I just look at it with the most "Fuck off" kinda look. those pictures are not worth.

While I love cosplay sex, the ones from Vrkronk (?) and CosplayBabes its just "Go seek some help"

I also miss the old days of the Brazzers and RK when it had better looking women
 

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While I like watersports(one of the threads I follow here is the megathread for it), I hate "fake squirting". Women sometimes actually squirt, it is still piss but it is just one quick release, not a steady stream. It is an involuntary spasm of their urethral sphincter, usually caused by pressure from the inside towards the pubic mound and massaging the urethra. You pretty much never saw it in porn from the 90's or earlier, then suddenly one or two pornstars started doing it and now there is a glut of "faking it".

I also hate "faking it" by loudly exclaiming how good they are being fucked, when you can see in their eyes, it is just a normal, everyday fucking. Whereas, when it is real, it is spectacular. I know it is tougher when you do sex for a living. I have known a few "escorts", even dated one once and heard their stories, so I imagine it is much the same in porn, even if they get bigger dicks attached to dudes with better sexual stamina. Still, wish they would not "overact".
 

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A lot of superhero porn uses better costumes than the movies do because the movies are de-sexified (is that a word?). Basically they're trying to sell merchandise with Black Widow or Harley Quinn or Wonder Woman on it to kids, so they can't really look like the ultrafetishized characters they historically are. Meanwhile the porn can just go for it.

It's weird though because the porno is more identifiable as the character than the actual thing is, see below, which of these looks off to you?

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thank you i couldnt remember the director's name. and he's not using "party city" quality suits either, like he's literally paying folks to design a near 1:1 reproduction (without being sued)

SpideyPoolxxx has a pretty damn accurate spiderman ps4 replica, as well as his deadpool.
 
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williamregal

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I just want to see the woman's full body, including face. Too many of these OF are just the girls ass, that's nice, but it could be anyone's ass. Too many OF are so poorly shot, like they have these beautiful images on their insta, they look like 10/10. Then you see their videos and that same vibe don't come through.
 

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i've never been more in agreement about Adriana Chechik than i am now. She has a scene with Amateur Allure (wearing a blue dress) and she looks stunning. But everything else i've seen her in after is waayyy too over the top that i can't watch.

also with you on the short format clips thing
 

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1: People wearing any shred of clothing during the scene.
2: Not enough kissing/foreplay.
3: Excessively large cocks. They make the entire scene boring.
4: Women only focusing on sucking the cockhead during a 'blowjob'
 
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