Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[SDF]

Now the gripe that I came today to write about. This is one I have as a photographer.

Don't make trying to cast you awkward for me. I don't want to come across as creepy or end up accidentally offending you. We all know women can be sensitive about their age, weight and measurements but I've already purchased the wardrobe. I need to know the size of your ass to get an idea how you'll look in the wardrobe. You claim to be okay with nude modeling but I don't see any nude pictures. Not even one in a bikini. I see a picture of you in a small black dress but that picture is 5 years old. I'll look like a creep for asking "can you send me nudes or at least some bra and panty pics" but I don't know what you currently look like. If they do send me some nudes and I don't hire them it will then look like I'm just trying to get girls to send me nudes or I saw one look at their body and thought they weren't sexy. Please don't put us photographers in such an awkward place.

 

[PenalTaa]

I can’t watch porn where the woman is faking it and isn’t enjoying, that’s why I’m extremely selective and take +1h to find a decent vid

 

[Cornelius4129]

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I understand this. I always say I like my porno the same way I like my pro wrestling. I know it's fake but don't make immersion breaking fake. Veronica Rodriguez I'm looking right at you.

 

[Perverted Cynic]

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Maybe it’s because I only do cam sites but I feel the same way you do but I’ll also add Latinas masquerading as literally anything…if your going to lie at least make it believable.

 

[spank1996]

Girls with really difficult to spell or multi spellings names and therefore incredibly difficult to search for.
Here is probably the best example I can think of.
Izy Bella, Izzabella Blue, Izzabella Blu, Izzy Bella, Izy-Bella Blu, Izzy Bella Blu,

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Seriously which spelling is it?

 

[giantz1023]

going to the guys face during the money shot, because why lol

 

[AgentBWC]

1) Guys that make more noise than the females, I can't watch anything with those awful wild boar grunts like Manuel Ferrara for example.
2) Constantly showing the guy's face, no thanks.
3) Extremely weird shit like forcing the female to suck on their ugly feet even though it is supposed to be a normal porn scene.
4) Kinda close to the first one but guys who talk during scenes, I'm not against a few words here and there but guys who feel the need to say "Huh you like that huh" 300 times in a row is a turn off.

So.. Basically anything related to guys who think they are the main character. I don't watch "normal" porn to see the guy's face or hear him talk and do weird stuff like getting his toes sucked. That's why I almost don't watch any american professional porn or if I do it's mostly VR because you never see the guy's face, you pratically don't hear any animals like grunts and there is no weird angles out of nowhere where you end up seeing the guy's butt from behind or a close-up shot of the guy's face where it looks like he's trying to shit a brick. Sadly those things have also became a norm in onlyfans content nowadays.

 

[popsmush44]

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You just described 99% of asian porn. Those women sound like they are being tortured.

 

[Brandon the Lionheart]

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That's DEFINITELY saying something when Chanel Preston looks more like Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot.

 

[phoenix14guy]

This is really more of a problem with content creator porn than professional: Long videos where the guy doesn't cum. If I'm watching a couple fuck for 5 minutes, I better see a cumshot at the end. Don't waste my time with these random cutoffs. The longer the video, the more annoyed by it I am. If it's like 2 minutes or less, I can forgive it. But 5+ minutes should either specifically be labeled as being part of something that will have a follow up with a cumshot (maybe they suck at video editing and upload the next part/angle with the cumshot as a separate video) but just a 5 minute clip with no cum at the end is criminal.

Professional porn gripe: This is more about the files themselves than anything but every video being multiple GBs is wild. I don't bother with anything more than 1GB unless I really like the girl and even then it feels excessive. I'm watching porn on my laptop so I don't need the crazy high res 4K shit that would look good on an OLED TV.

 

[Curva]

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That takes me back to the days of Arab Street Hookers, where about 85% of the scenes featured Latinas 🙄

 

[PenalTaa]

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Actually I love JAV

Thanks to censorship, they can't solely rely on penetration to make a "good" movie and they've been forced to develop A-Tier acting and scenarios
There’s a big focus on every erogenous zone too, females might have to act like they don’t enjoy it but male performers are doing an excellent job in foreplay

Their movies are +2h long, extremely easy to find and they're very creative
No kink is left behind with them, they do everything to please viewers

And here in the West we have horrible trash like Legalporno and all this bullshit fake porn where women don’t feel shit bcs of all the injections numbing them

 

[0s0]

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yeah

my hatred of foot fetish extends to guys making girls suck their toes, too . . .or sticking their feet in someones pussy

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yeah
the girls in JAV don't sound like they're being tortured. .. .. . but they do sound like little girls, and that turns me off.
Sumire Mizukawa at least sounds somewhat like a grown woman, so I really like her.
Rae Lil Black too.

 

[giantz1023]

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all of this! heavy on the guys thinking we came here to see them lol

 

[Aurrific]

Western standards of beauty.

I like a pretty face and all, but I also like non-conventional. Ayesha silver has thick eyebrows and I'm all for it.

0s0 just reminded me of Rae lil black, and so many Asian starlets are getting cosmetic surgery to "fit a more western audience".

I am all for doing what makes you happy and gaining confidence etc....and im not a total hypocrit and sometimes dig the bimbo look... but it always strikes me as odd or sad when someone gets so much work done that they are unrecognizeable from how they used to look.

Rae lil black, Emmie lux, the list goes on

 

[0s0]

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and that's why I can't get enough of Alexia Anders.

I hope she doesn't ever do anything with her face.
I didn't really understand why she does it for me, because she's a bit skinny for my taste . . . but it's her face.

I didn't really notice Rae doing anything with her face, but she shoots so rarely, maybe I just don't remember.
(I actually really like her boob job, as needless as it was . . . at least it wasn't a total hackjob like some of the ones in the US)

western beauty standards, especially in porn, are why everybody has a fucking blonde phase.. . . . .

 

[fiveislands]

Why is POVPerv never POV? This is a big "gripe" of mine. I put quotes around gripe because I feel like gripe implies it's a constant annoyance that I have to work around, but I don't really work around it at all, I don't even attempt to skim through his videos because 90% of the content is non-POV.

That's my major question here, but on a side note, I also dislike other studios that have a high percentage of non-POV scenes in their "POV" videos. I understand that people might want to see other angles to truly paint a 3D sculpture, and this isn't really essential to me (I would be fine with 100% true real POV) but I do think that some alternate angles can be conducive to a good video, for the forementioned reason. But really, that just means revealing a side shot at least one time, just so it's not a mystery. There is no need for even 25% of the video to be non-POV, and especially not 50% or god forbid, even higher, and I feel 50% is a lot more common than 25%, unfortunately.

And when I say all those things, I'm mostly ranting about seriously non-POV content in POV videos, where the camera is on a stand somewhere. But on the other hand, there is the style of POVLife or StayHomePOV (can't remember which, possibly both) and I think EvilAngel POV where almost the entire video they are holding the camera off to the side and away from their body, so basically a side view is achieved, not really POV. I really don't like this either.

Lastly, and this is a long rant I know, I dislike how PerfectGirlfriend or ATKGirlfriend (can't remember which again, maybe both) is constantly showing extreme closeups of the face for extended periods of time.

I really love POV content but I wish good quality stuff was a lot more common. It seems like amateur videos often have better POV than major studios. If anyone has any rare recommendations (even amateur videos), I'd love to hear.

 

[BigSally]

When a guy ruins a perfectly good Lesbian scene. If I wanted to see a massive spunky cock I would have said so in the search bar.

 

[somebodybutalsonobody]

When a scene focuses almost entirely on showcasing the penetration than on the actual performance of the participants. The "HERE SEE HOW THE PUSSY IS BEING DRILLED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT" way of directing porn scenes is just lazy. The penetration bits of a scene should compliment the overall performance, it should not be the main focus of the scene.

 

[sg1]

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Yes. I was enjoying a perfectly good scene between Angela White & Autumn Falls, when Markus Dupree got involved and ruined it.

Honestly, fuck that guy. I'm sure he thinks that shouting and yelling is giving his scenes 'energy' or some shit, but it's just annoying as hell.