Vince Karter (yeah, i found the idiot from "her Limit"s name)
Haha I think I remember here, not sure. Remember this crazy chick Cicciolina, now this must be the most whack pornstar of all time I think.
Just thought of another one. More so on reddit. Many amateur hot wives posting every day with made up thread titles like "fucked my neighbor" "random guy from bar" etc etc. As if it will turn guys on more if we think they're banging all these different and random dudes? And it's the same dick in every post as if we can't tell. Clearly her boyfriend or husband that never shows their face. Hisexoticvixen does this.
Jump cuts are are real peeve for me..
The best scenes employ minimal or no cuts.
If a girl is clothed or at least partially closed at the start of the scene all items of clothing should be visibly seen to be removed by either herself or with the assistance of her scene partners. There should NEVER be a cut away from a clothed to suddenly naked girl.
Similarly there should never be a cut from say a BJ to the girl already mid-fuck with cock (or cocks) already inserted. The insertion / removal of the cock from pussy/ass/mouth should always be included in the scene.
The best scenes employ minimal or no cuts.
If a girl is clothed or at least partially closed at the start of the scene all items of clothing should be visibly seen to be removed by either herself or with the assistance of her scene partners. There should NEVER be a cut away from a clothed to suddenly naked girl.
Similarly there should never be a cut from say a BJ to the girl already mid-fuck with cock (or cocks) already inserted. The insertion / removal of the cock from pussy/ass/mouth should always be included in the scene.
Cumshots should always end up in 1 of the following 4(5) locations (in order of my preference).
Mouth (prior to swallow)
Facial
Creampie (pussy or anal)
And this may just be me - glass surface table or vertical (door, shower screen) for the girl to lick up.
Each to their own but cumshots anywhere else such as on tits, tummy, ass or feet seem a bit of a cop-out on the girls part. The only proviso would be if this is prior to an oral clean up by another girl possibly leading to a cum swap.
Mouth (prior to swallow)
Facial
Creampie (pussy or anal)
And this may just be me - glass surface table or vertical (door, shower screen) for the girl to lick up.
Each to their own but cumshots anywhere else such as on tits, tummy, ass or feet seem a bit of a cop-out on the girls part. The only proviso would be if this is prior to an oral clean up by another girl possibly leading to a cum swap.
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While glass surface/mirrors always irked me, personally (their face is right there), I find your list respectable.
I feel it has to make sense and be consistent with the scene. Don't advertise a oral/BJ scene with 99% mouth only to cum on their tits.. or like my pet peeve the cum-dodger classic "i dont want cum on my face so I'm going to wave my neck around like a flamingo while you cum on the underside of my chin and below"
one such BJ vid literally ended with a shot on her ass cheek, I nearly
raged as the scene was perfect up to that point. like there is no need for a cum fake out.
I feel it has to make sense and be consistent with the scene. Don't advertise a oral/BJ scene with 99% mouth only to cum on their tits.. or like my pet peeve the cum-dodger classic "i dont want cum on my face so I'm going to wave my neck around like a flamingo while you cum on the underside of my chin and below"
one such BJ vid literally ended with a shot on her ass cheek, I nearly
raged as the scene was perfect up to that point. like there is no need for a cum fake out.
Some possible spicy takes.
99.9% of women that twerk, look like morons. It's one of the dumbest things to have become popularized, second only behind the ahegao face. Speaking of which, I propose anyone that has done the ahegao face serve a minimum 5 yr prison sentence. And possible fine, not sure on the amount yet.
99.9% of women that twerk, look like morons. It's one of the dumbest things to have become popularized, second only behind the ahegao face. Speaking of which, I propose anyone that has done the ahegao face serve a minimum 5 yr prison sentence. And possible fine, not sure on the amount yet.
In support of my cum on glass proposition may I offer the following Nicole Sheridan classic in evidence.
Head to 3.25 for some early glass table action and head to 8.25 for an amazing glass table cumshot. I take your point that the girl is right there but my assertion is the cum always ends in the girls mouth just sometimes it takes a glass table detour on the way.
Sold (2003)
Yeah couldn't agree more with both assertions. I wasn't familiar with the term ahegao face but after a quick online search suggest it may be a capital offence.
People that refuse to believe an actor isnt straight.
buddy said if he could be one pornstar it would be alex adams. I said but he been with other men. "Nuh un man haha fake news"
now im not gonna whip out a gay porn link at a barbeque so I dropped it but...
buddy said if he could be one pornstar it would be alex adams. I said but he been with other men. "Nuh un man haha fake news"
now im not gonna whip out a gay porn link at a barbeque so I dropped it but...
I mean, you're not wrong. I remember old Alex Adam's stuff when he was apart of (might mess up these names) Luke Longley's bareback studio? A lot of the time he'd get pegged by Molly and Corey chase.
He is either definitely bi-sexual or maybe he's been around the industry so long he just doesn't give a fuck. A paycheck is a paycheck I guess.
Luc Longley's led a hell of a life, teammate of MJ now in porn eh 😏
Niche pet peeve, but I don't like when every video looks the same. The problem here is that when a new video leaks, I have to carefully verify through my collection that it isn't a duplicate with any of my existing videos. Or a big bunkr album drops, and I have to go through each to verify that it is new or old. Lol.
Another "niche" pet peeve: JAV tube sites that post "leaked uncensored" movies that are actually just crappy AI de-censored stuff.
Japanese obscenity laws in general.
Like we've seen what kind of themes you put out in all forms of media....seeing actual penetrative acts are the least of your concerns.
Go home Japan... you're sick.
(Joking of course)
oooh i fucking hate that. It is funny you can see the progression though, some looked real freaky, like the dick was turning into some horrible lovecraftian psuedopod or something, but they now just look blurry and smooth. Though these should not be called leaks, call them AI decensored. Its almost impossible to find actual JAV leaks now, while a few years ago there were a few every day.
This is a me thing, but I hate how every single video has the dude slapping the shit out of the girl. Its like every video has become a humiliation video. I just want to see people get bare without this added layer of humiliation and abuse.
This is really bad on streaming sites, but labeling any video with more than 2 people an orgy. A 3 some is not an orgy, a 4 some is not an orgy, a 5 some is kind of an orgy, but for me to consider it an actual orgy there must be at least 6 people and they swap partners. 6 people fucking in the same room is not an orgy. Ideally you should have 2 dudes for every 3 women, so a gangbang is not an orgy. I guess if the dudes were fucking each other that would count but I'd not watch something like that.
yeah, twerking is overrated.
I don't mind watching someone do it while riding a dick, but these 8 minute tease intros where it's all they do . . meh
Anal only scenes.
If anal is on the table then the holy trinity of ass, pussy and mouth should all be in play. No top anal scene has ever been diminished with the inclusion of pussy fucking.
If anal is on the table then the holy trinity of ass, pussy and mouth should all be in play. No top anal scene has ever been diminished with the inclusion of pussy fucking.
a few for me: (straight porn only)
1. (Mouth spitting) when the video is a rough type theme and its all going good and then the guy spits in her mouth; kills the whole video for me.
some people might like it, but i find it gross
2. (male porn actors who talk too much) when the guy talks too much and moans while fucking the girl
3. (Dirty anal) dirty anal scenes, i want totally clean and if it does get dirty and its a regular scene at least edit it out please, accidental vomiting should be edited out too
4. (Cameraman involvement) when the cameraman gets involved starts talking when the scene already is boy/girl
1. (Mouth spitting) when the video is a rough type theme and its all going good and then the guy spits in her mouth; kills the whole video for me.
some people might like it, but i find it gross
2. (male porn actors who talk too much) when the guy talks too much and moans while fucking the girl
3. (Dirty anal) dirty anal scenes, i want totally clean and if it does get dirty and its a regular scene at least edit it out please, accidental vomiting should be edited out too
4. (Cameraman involvement) when the cameraman gets involved starts talking when the scene already is boy/girl