Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[Aurrific]

Not really a gripe, just a recent annoyance....(with maybe a tinge of jealous hater-ade)

Andre Stone is fucking everywhere!

Like no matter if they are professionals, amateur, Onlyfans, bbw's, trans, midget.... you name it, he's stuck his dick in it.

He's becoming another performer I think is overrated and over-saturating the market, and I don't know why...his cinematography is meh, his pipe game is average, and his face looks like a neutral emoji.😑

And I know I'm not there to focus on him, but whenever I see him I'm instantly ripped out of the fantasy and I'm like "why is he here?, was there literally no other talent"

And I know, what grinds my gears, is he's probably a super safe bet, which will only further increase his popularity and frequency of shoots.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go sip on my salty tears.

 

[smrdoprdo]

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I dont even know who he is and i think its a good thing.

 

[0s0]

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i mean, if he's not obsessed with feet how bad can he be?

 

[Xennus]

I've been watching VR lately and it has new gripes. My biggest being fake pussy eating in the middle of the scene. I don' t need 5 minutes of an extreme closeup with her fake moaning about how good you eat her out.

 

[yaa123456789]

"my first anal scene! i was so nervous filming this one!"... and then the video is just 8 boring minutes of clit vibing with a plug inserted

Like technically you're not lying but still, that nonsense is so misleading and I feel for anyone who has paid for a video like that expecting to see actual butt stuff. I swear they always have that caption too lol

 

[c937]

When a video is titled or categorized as pov then has angles that aren’t pov, and if I watch b/g porn, I hate hearing the guy at all.

 

[thepirateimmortan]

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Hey, at least you're honest with yourself.

 

[Death Crow]

The only thing I don't like is that it takes me a long time to find porn that I like. I can spend 2-3 or even 4 hours..

 

[u811515]

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The journey is sometimes more exciting than the destination.

 

[hidinginplainsite]

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I get this frustration as it's like "I just want to see something exciting" but everyone is doing the same thing. That's pretty bland to me.

I'm honestly over a lot of porn and content at this point. It was fun finding people that wouldn't share themselves on Reddit and wherever but I'm finding them all now to be boring, trite people. You can see who does what for the money alone and the amateur market is too flooded with porn companies trying to recoup money lost from onlyfans/fansly so nothing even feels genuine, not that porn is real, but I'm sure a majority of you get that statement.

This is not a "I need to touch grass" outlook. It's simply me being bored with most of this and not really having an outlet anywhere else.

 

[SDF]

Excessive body hair.

Some women don't shave their pits. How very European of them. Some maintain a natural bush. I'm might have a different preference but is their bodies and for the right person I can live with it. Some of don't shave anything and have more body hair than some dude. Plus a few seem almost obsessed with their own body hair. Showing off their pits on Instagram. Arm raise up in the air with nose turn in for a sniff.

 

[Aurrific]

Hirsute I believe it's called and yep that's not for me. Lol

Armpits.... thats another thing that I can't understand. Like I get pheromones and musk and all that sure...not my bag but who am I to judge. But licking armpits... 🤢🤮 I can't see the appeal.

 

[spank1996]

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Nick Manning

 

[spank1996]

Eastern European porn girls with only first names, it makes it impossible to search for their other work. also the fact that they usually go by multiple first names.

 

[Aurrific]

Wowgirls.com says hi

 

[spank1996]

Porn without verbal communication between the performers. My favorite scenes are ones that include plenty of coaching, encouragement and instruction from the male performers and lots of dirty talk from the girls along with any coaching, encouragement and instruction they want to give back . This is why noughties and early 2010's porn was the best.
The best male performers in this regard were Benjamin Bratt (JUST LIKE THAT!), John Strong (BABY!), Michael Stefano, Steve Holmes & Jules Jordan.
Heres a good example

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[spank1996]

I know it will be a common gripe but how many porn girls have ruined their bodies with really bad boob jobs.
Micah Moore
Courtney Cummz
Delilah Strong
Lela Star
Rebeca Linares
Genesis Skye
And on and on.

 

[spank1996]

Another one that might just be me but I hate when AI HD upscaled old scenes from the noughties are stretched out to suit widescreen format. This totally distorts the image. RESPECT THE ORIGINAL ASPECT RATIO.

 

[psychedelictuco]

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There is too much porn these days, everyone is doing porn so it seems. I remember when i was younger in the late 80s and 90s it was vhs and that one paid tv channel you accidentally got tuned in (remember the first American Pie when he watch that distorted porno:) so much harder to get your hands on. Your friends dad had his porno stash hidden somewhere , and you and your friends would sneak and watch it and shit haha. Everything is so bland and easy today. But have to say much hotter chicks in porn today I guess.

 

[0s0]

I hate when a girl I like vanishes/goes on onlyfans retirement and some mid chick with a similar name starts getting booked all over the place.

it's like, I want Ella Nova, not Ellie Nova.
I want Lilith Morningstar not Lilith Moaningstar.

Google your names for fucksake.

Faye Valentine couldn't even call herself Faye Valentine anymore after like a year, but this shit slides?