Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[Gtyruush]

I try not to focus too much on pet peeves in porn

But if i were to list some

- Fake facial cumshots (I wanna watch pretty girls face's blasted with huge loads from real dicks) The only exception is dildo facials
- Camera pointed at a guys ass or under his balls (It looks yuck)
- Girls telling a guy to cum in their mouths only for them to spit it out
- No previews or timestamps of PPV videos on OnlyFans (Big red flags as i want to know what I'm buying first)
Weird titles in PPV's like "Love a big load in my mouth" Only to be sold a few seconds video of the girl sucking on a dildo
- Over the top music where you can't hear the girl talking or booty popping
- Girls posting a couple times a week then completely ghost their page for days or weeks sometimes months on end just to do the same thing again (Looking at you Belle Delphine 🤣)
- Bad attitudes of some girls on OnlyFans (I don't care if your hot, If you have a terrible attitude, Deboner & unsubscribe)

 

[Blondepinkwife]

Tattoos between or under boobs. Stupid.

 

[Aurrific]

nighthawk127 Dude, i'm trying to be respectful, i really am... but did you JUST now get the internet? Where have you been for the past few decades?

Bangbro/brazzers/etc arent "using sub money" to push alternative content... if you quit your sub right now, they'd still make bank and still try to cater to whatever niche is out there.

do you know how many series' came and went because the market no longer cared for it? BAL (which was black asian latinas, i think) was one of my favorite ethnic series' back in the day by bangbros... gone. naughty america isnt even a thing anymore! Some of the hottest women in the industry... gone. because guess what times change, as do peoples taste.

I am a straight male, in my 40s, i've literally seen everything porn has to offer. i watch actresses like emma rose and daisy taylor, (trans performers) with no shame because they are hot. would i fuck them IRL? probably not. do i want to watch guys suck them off? no, because its not aesthetically pleasing to my preferences. but would i watch them bang some chick, hell yea.

but I also grew up on some of the most fucked up hentai coming out of Japan when i was younger (bible black) , so my experiences are my own, no one is saying you have to watch them. because they still have thousands in their catelogue that probably is for you.

This notion that all of a sudden porn companies have some sort of conspiracy to push content that you dont like, is laughable at best, and fucking sad at worst.

newsflash... they dont care about you or your tastes.

 

[PPDouglas]

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How many U.S. rednecks do you suppose have stuck their dick in a bass's mouth while it's suffocating in the air with it's mouth contracting? Ya know, out in the country, where nobody else is around? There's your answer my friend.

 

[stevieboy]

OF girls who have a free page, then start up a paid page, with the promise/suggestion that everything is posted on the feed, no PPV's, etc. Then you shell out the money and one of two things happens:
1. None of the b/g PPV's advertised on the free site are even available on the paid site
2. The page is almost exactly like the free site, including the same PPV vids STILL being PPV, maybe a few bucks cheaper.

 

[Aurrific]

on the topic of skipping....

unnecessarily long porn.

If you want to highlight a chicks body? have her dancing in slow motion or covered in oil or what have you,... 2mins tops!

and no interview/plot afterwards. pick a side. one or the other!

unless you're purposefully edging, aint no reason on god's green earth for a single scene to be an hour long. watch a movie instead. I already gotta compete with some random guy with more disposable income than me who can afford a gym membership (and actually use it) but now I have to suspend my disbelief even further and assume everyone can last for hours without stopping. talk about porn creating unrealistic standards....

The only reason to have long ass scenes is to milk us into thinking its higher quality to convince us to fork over more money on subscription services.

I will die on this hill!

10 minute blowjobs,
30 minute fuckings (including foreplay)

thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

 

[AG699]

This is probably a common one but kinda just occurred to me.

There's too much photoshop going on. This is primarily an OF/Instagram girl complaint but girls are putting soooo much photoshop and filters into their pics, usually around their face that they're starting to cross into the uncanny valley. A lot of these girls are simply starting to look "unreal" and not in a "she's so hot i can't believe it" type of way and more in a "she barely looks human" type of way.

 

[popsmush44]

I hate you guys that pay for humilation, and non nude vids up the ass.

Some many women like Miss Alisa/ Alisandra, Violet Doll used to fuck themselves COMPLETELY NUDE with a dildo and stuff on cam. Now most of them can't even be asked to show a nipple 🤬

 

[u811515]

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Yes, this is my fetish, normal street clothes or uniforms.

 

[DrLaconic]

In no particular order:

• Bad fake tits: I'm not categorically against fake tits (Ava Addams, for example, has a great pair), but most of them look quite bad once they're out of the bra. The worst is when you can actually see the natural breast tissue moving independently of the implant during doggy style, which actually grosses me out to the point that I usually turn off the scene.
• Lip filler: I have a theory that lip filler is a conspiracy by older pornstars intended to sabotage younger ones by convincing them they'll look better with weird fish lips -- which actually makes them look older and less attractive, and thus less of a threat.
• Excessive tattoos: I can tolerate a few small, unobtrusive ones (though none would be preferable), but way too many girls are marring themselves with full sleeves, lengthy text blocks (always something cringey and cliched), or those idiotic chest tattoos, which are apparently this generation's tramp stamp, and which are going to look just as stupid in five years as tramp stamps look now.
• Not getting completely naked: Unless it's a fetish or cosplay scene -- which aren't my thing, but I know they are for a lot of people -- I want to see the girl's body (particularly their tits) without it being obscured. Garter belts/stockings, socks, and shoes are OK, but everything else should be on the floor.
• Excessive lead-up: The maximum amount of time that should pass between the video starting and the performers getting to work on each other is one minute.
• Uneven multi-girl scenes: Conceptually, I'm all for scenes with multiple women, but what tends to happen is that I only find one of the girls attractive, and end up wishing it were just her in the scene without the other ones.

 

[Acid28]

Guy talking, just STFU. The behind the mans ass view. Who the fuck wants to see that shit? Spit, just stop that!

 

[forjokes]

I remember the first time I bought a porn DVD. My first porn video after just using magazines. I was so hyped, at last I could see full action just the way I want it! I bought one with the cover being a sexy secretary in glasses, in full outfit (skirt, blouse etc).

Imagine how I felt when I played it. She got fully undressed in the first 2 minutes then was fucked for another 28 by some guy who the cameraman decided I would like to see his face closeup for half of that.

Which leads me on to that exact gripe. As a straight man, I don't find men sexually attractive. I don't mind watching a dick being sucked or fucking a pussy / ass, but what I do NOT want to see is a mans face close up. What am I supposed to do when the cameraman focuses like that? Keep on jerking?

 

[mikedezo44]

Just thought of another one. More so on reddit. Many amateur hot wives posting every day with made up thread titles like "fucked my neighbor" "random guy from bar" etc etc. As if it will turn guys on more if we think they're banging all these different and random dudes? And it's the same dick in every post as if we can't tell. Clearly her boyfriend or husband that never shows their face. Hisexoticvixen does this.

 

[omega856]

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OMG, I am the same way. I used to search for cosplay porn all the time but I got frustrated when nearly half the videos end with the girl completely naked. Like, I want to see Supergirl or Sailor Moon get fucked, not their secret identity. Its why I have been gravitating more towards JAV. Frustrating thing about that is of course all the censoring..

 

[jp_mon]

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Oh please, what was the last decent porn production in the west, even the porn parodies are mostly now produced around a couch and some cheap costumes.

Not a weeb, I just like Porn that has a bit more ambition.

 

[tran]

When what would be a regular scene has to be "upgraded" to incest and so there's 20 seconds of terrible "but you're my step dad" intro, then the woman spends the next 20 minutes saying "fuck me daddy, you like that daddy" every 20 seconds.

Man talking. Just shut the fuck up. No-one wants to hear you once the fucking starts. So just keep the mouth shut.

When someone's foot fetish gets thrown into otherwise normal video, derailing the whole thing. ATK Girlfriends I'm looking at you.

When the scene has gone to all the trouble of putting together an outfit, only for it to be discarded 2 minutes in. Leave the schoolgirl skirt on ffs.

 

[Mochashaft]

Showing me a closeup of the cavernous inside of an asshole, I'm sure it's some peoples thing so no judgement but I could use some regular anal scenes without it.

Also scenes where all the shots are way too close up, so you can hardly see the guy/girl performers at all.

 

[Ratrio]

Guys who make too much noise or talk to much. Like I'm not watching to hear you, just shut up.

 

[hidinginplainsite]

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Chalk it up to all the puritans leaving and coming to America 🤣

 

[SavantKringer]

Anything that is focused on race. Mainly hate that so many onlyfans end up just like regular porn with BBC. Sex with someone black or white I don't care. When the BBC becomes the focus I switch off.