if this bitch keeps going the way she is that ddr machine will say she's too heavy for it, really crush her mountain dew guzzling spirit
Simp Chat Meg Turney - The Quest for Content: The Search for Butthole
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Her whole aura is just bone idle, lazy and feckless. She did her DDR and now, nothing else to do haha Jesus. The joke of her just laying around all day in stained sweats is likely so true
But of course she still remembers to advertise the ol' merch.
JUST TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR ASS AND PUSSY or release the other candid set you lazy Cheeto dust enthusiast.
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I would think zero chance, a few days ago she asked her subs on OF what style everyone would like. It was a poll with a timer, so after that she then has to find all the clothing she wants for the try-on.. then she has to film it. Then the big problem, the editing. I seem to remember her last one taking around 4 to 6 weeks for her to edit it, in which time she kept delaying it over and over again.
I've watched the nun vid so many times I can now hear the soundtrack even when on mute 
I didn't like it either but it's funny she touted it so much as a selling point and hasn't used it since. Her try-ons are best when she's changing with her back to the camera which she stopped doing.
Instead she changes facing it which should be hot but her pussy sits real low and the majority of the time her legs are real close together that it doesn't do much for me.
That and also outfits that are harnesses or have boob windows. There's a ton of outifts in general she's worn in cosplay stuff that I wouldn't mind seeing in try-ons but I'm guessing she doesn't keep everything.
Hope the try on is good, boob bouncing is good but nothing new, and she's keeping those legs closed tighter than a Slow Mo guys shot
I think the appeal of facing the camera was more about the sexiness from the pure nakedness and not "hiding" anything. I agree its better to see her ass since you can't see her pussy anyway
TBF, it is not her face that is making millions. It is these below it that are the real stars of the show. 🤣
yeah true, she does clean up very nice and i do love jerking off to her but the reality of it all is just so depressing lol
While it is a “candid” set, what I don’t understand is how she gets insecure about her stomach and hides it from the camera as much as possible, but will show her red and sweaty post-run face with no problem.
Her only candid sets this year (outside of the one set last week in the kitchen) are below... so that's over 6 months of candids
Meg is really going out of her way with her posing variety, I'm surprised anyone who pays for these can handle this level of originality. It's also damn clear now that pussy shots are all but gone. For some reason she has completely regressed to 2020 levels of frontal nudity, which means legs firmly clamped together and just the merest hint of a vagina.
The real test will be this try-on she says might come out soon. I think the last try-on was 7 months ago and was painfully disappointing. As she has described it as a 'chill vibes try-on', I just cannot see her actually showing any proper nudity in this one, perhaps not even the sexy montage at the end...
Meg is really going out of her way with her posing variety, I'm surprised anyone who pays for these can handle this level of originality. It's also damn clear now that pussy shots are all but gone. For some reason she has completely regressed to 2020 levels of frontal nudity, which means legs firmly clamped together and just the merest hint of a vagina.
The real test will be this try-on she says might come out soon. I think the last try-on was 7 months ago and was painfully disappointing. As she has described it as a 'chill vibes try-on', I just cannot see her actually showing any proper nudity in this one, perhaps not even the sexy montage at the end...
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It's always been about that ass and the entire point of a candid set is she's not wearing makeup. I'll gladly take this over the women who hide behind 5 layers of filters.
Lots of guys are so used to seeing the Tiktok and Instagram face filters
ALSO she made the note she took the pictures right after she just ran and most guys here would look like that after running just one mile
No one REALLY wants the Reality of candid pics.
We all want carefully edited and pics that simulate Reality.
I don't want a red faced and blotch Meg.
I want a tastefully disheveled, dewy Meg that looks like she could have just finished a FANTASY 1 mile run.
She's done a few try-ons in the past with no makeup and no glasses, it's jarring at first but she's just a normal looking woman and you get used to it. I liked those especially because she had the confidence to do it and you quickly get distracted by boobs and ass anyway.