Simp Chat Meg Turney - The Quest for Content: The Search for Butthole

Tootoo909

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No, you just forgot Meg's ingenious strategy/routine:

Post something, wait two weeks, post a pointless shot from something upcoming, wait, post a set from three years ago on her VIP page, wait another two weeks, post the new set she teased - which is somehow worse than the three year old set, have a mental breakdown, try to get good at tiktok, play cod for two weeks straight, remember she should make some money because she's 37, not 67, annnnnd repeat.
 

Tootoo909

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Man that "skit" where she tries to personify her anxiety. Holy shit. That a) cannot be how her actual anxiety works - like that is some crackhead level thought processing and b) is the most painful acting I've ever seen from an insta/tiktok skit.

God, Meg, you are at your coolest/best/most likeable when you show off your cunt, just...focus on that for Christ's sake.
 

sadiestone8808

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Meg the type of midlife crisis girl to order 2 pizzas to herself (stuffed crust of course with some dips) then yell at gavin for not cleaning all her shit up after her, but she doesn't get mad straight away she waits until he's inside her from behind and then turns slowly around to him and starts an argument while he's grabbing her fat rolls trying to calm her down and also nut
 

lordbipbop

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I'm genuinely beginning to think this is what she's doing. So her OF just gradually runs out of steam making it easier to just end it. In the mean time she's seriously pushing her other activities, streaming and TikTok.

Seems quite obvious she wants to make good money from other sources so she can pivot away from being a sex worker.
 
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novtwesev

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It’s pretty insane how the best ass content from her this whole year hasn’t been from her OnlyFans, but her Instagram / TikTok

Also, I really hope she doesn’t actually lose weight from this 100 days thing. I really prefer chubby Meg. I’d genuinely be less interested in her if she got skinny again.
 

lordbipbop

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Posts this preview for next set one week ago

Puts a tip jar on the preview itself, rakes in more money as tips fly in.

One week later, doesn't post the set or communicate anything...just posts on IG about playing more games.


She is really a moron or completely inept.