I'm torn. On the one hand, you're right that she's not the "sweet, innocent girl" (as you say) that morons, who've never interacted with a female besides their mom, might think. But on the other hand, your rationale for why, is obviously horseshit. You definitely didn't go to school with her. There's zero chance that with the level of English grammar, sentence structure, and punctuation you've shown, that you are a twenty-something with English as a second language (back-handed complement, I know). Google translate just isn't that good yet, either. Not to mention the fact that she was dog-ugly until her early twenties, when she got her teeth fixed, ditched the grandma glasses, and changed her makeup and style from " forty-year-old latina" to "cutesy red-headed e-thot". Add to that the additional fact that she dropped-out of high school like two years early, and you're shown to lack any and all credibility.
If you had instead made comment of the fact she's been married to an ugly, late-thirties, Borat-looking motherfucker who plays LOL all day (who's never had a job), since before she started doing NSFW ASMR, then I would have been inclined to believe you, since that is a true statement that proves your claim that she's a 304.