Simp Chat Emiru Schizoposting/Simp Chat

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teartimbow

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bros what the fuck is with this woman that drives men mad, honestly and truly? she's far far FAR from the hottest girl online, but she has an ungodly amount of viewers, and fans, and coomers, and stalkers, compared to other female streamers and even sex workers. tbh, after so many months of casual exposure via OTK, I find her more and more in my fantasies and it's freaking me out.

so what is this cursed attraction?
 

electricSheep4832

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Tbh, I was sure Emiru was dating Miz until the recent talk between Miz and Dr K. It was kinda implied that Miz is single 🤔
 

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i've seen the talk too. where is it implied lol? imo its pretty obv at this point: the vid i posted at page28, birthday call, emi visiting his parents two years in a row, them sleepin in the same room, simplys ex gf saying under oath in a court doc that they're dating, miz being extremely jealous at anyone simping for/flirting with with emi etc.
 

Grizzlyojom

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Emiru is truly an enigma, no one knows why she has the audience and fapdom that she does. Not even we as miniscule souls under the boot of the cute asian woman meta that took twitch by storm. Neurons activate without our direction, and billions of future children are lost for each new cosplay or picture. The oceanic levels slowly decrease as the dehydration caused by such activities drives the simple masses to rehydrate, she truly is a natural disaster... /s
 
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Prude

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I will sound like a bastard for this but I honestly think she’s obviously pretty good looking but I can’t stand her enunciation, the general way she talks. It’s like hearing metal scraping against metal for me. Makes me uncomfortable.

Only reason I have no idea about her content or personality since I can’t watch her stream for more than a minute.
 

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Science shows that people find people that are of a similar level of attractiveness to them more appealing.

A hot guy will think a 7/10 girl is mid, but a 5/10 guy will hard simp for the 6/10 or 7/10 girl.
At the same time, the 5/10 guy will be intimidated by the 9/10 girl and never imagine he could ever get her in the first place, and probably hate the girl more than anything if she actually has a nice personality.

Think about how attractive the average user of twitch and so on are, and their personality.
It makes sense then, that the girls that are super popular on streaming platforms are more likely to be
mid than actually objectively mega attractive.

As a good looking guy, I've never found any of the mid streamer girls interesting at all for example. Only reason I'd consider dating
them in fact is for their money.

Another example I just remembered that demonstrates this phenomenon btw, is think about what type of girl has all the simps hover around them at school/uni etc. It'll be the mid 6.5 or 7/10 slightly nerdy girl the simps think might actually give them a chance, than the clear 8.5/10 girl everybody finds attractive.
 
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