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peepoko

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Jun 11, 2022
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She did a BDSM test and posted the results to her discord in 2017. I don't think it's been posted here before, so here it is.

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latexman5551

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They don't. 99.99% of what they are saying is conjecture because they dislike her but still wanna smash. These things they talk about aren't mutually exclusive in the real world, only in fiction. A person can genuinely like someone AND see a relationship as a potential career growth catalyst.

Content creators draw a shit ton of anger fueled criticism. They put extremely little effort into their work, they are usually the product of nepotism or good genetics, are useless human beings life skills wise, have neurotic crybaby personalities and get a sickening, undeserved and unfair amount of money and praise for what they do. Emiru is all of those things. If there is a god, content creators are his way of spitting in the face of everyone who works a 9-5.

Their brain is going "I fucking hate her" but also "I wanna bang her then cuddle with her" and the frustration that results in turns them into internet schizo posting detectives looking for anything to tilt the scale so they can escape that mindfuck purgatory.
 

thewynterwolfe

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this mizkif drama is a buzzkill. we need to go back to discussing how badly we want to fuck emiru. the day she starts a fansly, I'm going to cum so hard in my pregnant wife then I'm going to tell my kid how I used his bald fetus head as my cum rag for emiru while in his mother's womb.
 

Thefinalburt

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Not schizo enough. Going to need you to go harder. Also mention her gorilla grip puss puss from that sport event. I think perhaps dudes try to bone her and that vice grip toothless mouth down under swallows them and hurts their hips. Ever noticed how her exes seem to have to sit down a lot? They also have to sit down to pee now. No pee pee. Her iron ham-bag stole'em.
 
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Clicked on this thread because of the funny title and I'm so glad I did, the mix of people just being horny, people being psychotic and parasocial, people wanting miz dead and people finding their relationship cute is hilarious, I don't even find Emiru that attractive but I'm definitely following this thread now, keep up the schizoposting guys :peepoHappy:🍿