Simp Chat Emiru Schizoposting/Simp Chat

[cannon fodder]

How can they be so incompetent at keeping their relationship secret? It's as if they want to be found out. At this point they're just doing it for the lols.

 

[latexman5551]

I'm not bothered by Miz banging Emi.

I am amused by him banging Emi and being so brain broken that he finds it boring.

ADHD and miz being a complete fucking retard aside. Anyone who has ever spent any amount of time with a girl like emiru knows it gets insanely fucking boring after a while. The fact that she is your dream gorilla grip waifu gets old after you have banged her 4-5 times and the novelty wears off. Then all you're stuck with is a nervous wreck shut in that hasn't had to make any effort or have a single original thought in her brain all her life because a. she is a streamer and b. she is hot enough to where she can swap out the guys that are bored of her with guys that are desperate for her any time she wants. And as much as we joke about other things, im 99% sure she is a dead starfish in bed too.

 

[Emiru]

im 99% sure she is a dead starfish in bed too.

she dated dyrus tho she has to have at least some skills

 

[Bayoooe]

the mix of people being horny for her and having psychotic rants about her out of nowhere makes this thread the best one on simpcity by far

 

[Thefinalburt]

she dated dyrus tho she has to have at least some skills

She mastered "hold-onto-the-sheets" tech and "do-not-complain" mode.

 

[YoungZeeno]

wait emi has dated a chick before?
fkkkk dream threesome would be her and emi 2.0 aka cinna

what about marissa?

 

[JohnDorian]

the mix of people being horny for her and having psychotic rants about her out of nowhere makes this thread the best one on simpcity by far

this is every thread in this section. you think the stpeach threads and the pokimane threads are any different

 

[drippy77]

ADHD and miz being a complete fucking dumb aside. Anyone who has ever spent any amount of time with a girl like emiru knows it gets insanely fucking boring after a while. The fact that she is your dream gorilla grip waifu gets old after you have banged her 4-5 times and the novelty wears off. Then all you're stuck with is a nervous wreck shut in that hasn't had to make any effort or have a single original thought in her brain all her life because a. she is a streamer and b. she is hot enough to where she can swap out the guys that are bored of her with guys that are desperate for her any time she wants. And as much as we joke about other things, im 99% sure she is a dead starfish in bed too.

ngl this does seem spot on lmao

 

[MySecrets]

wait emi has dated a chick before?
fkkkk dream threesome would be her and emi 2.0 aka cinna

Cinna doesn't look like Emi at all like not even close

 

[the smell of cum]

Cinna doesn't look like Emi at all like not even close

they do

 

[Thefinalburt]

they do

But.. but do she also have that gorilla grip though?

 

[Emiru]

they do

side swept/faux scene girl bangs = emiru !!!

 

[Aaahhhhhqjwjei]

I sure do love reading the latest schizo postings like it’s the morning newspaper

 

[Jcarson]

Do u guys think emi shaves, waxes, or lasers her body hair ?

 

[chodie]

For every hot girl out there, there's a dude tired of fucking her.

 

[the smell of cum]

do yall think emi has pink or roast beef color privates

 

[Emiru]

do yall think emi has pink or roast beef color privates

its an interpolation between the two

 

[imliterallyheretoc]

He leaked his browser search on stream, someone capped it. "Why do I get bored of relationships so easily?"

I saw someone post it, and so I commented about it. I'm not going out my way to hate Miz, he's like a herpes that just happens to be attached to attractive twitch asians.

apparently this is from when him and maya broke up. he leaked it back then I don’t know the full details but im pretty sure it was a leak for maya.

 

[Bayoooe]

apparently this is from when him and maya broke up. he leaked it back then I don’t know the full details but im pretty sure it was a leak for maya.

OR he just typed the same thing word for word 2,5 years later

 

[lIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl]

She subconsciously zips the hoodie up before her coomer farming brain kicks in 2 seconds later and she unzips it so she can continue showing off her stomach