Japanese porn is just insane. Showing an normal vagina is too indecent, so they have to pixelate it. A girl puking and eating it up repeatedly or pulling an octopus/eels from her rectum, though, totally fine, no pixelation needed.
Does anyone else just not understand ASMR? Just annoying wet noises
lol it's one of those you either "get it" or you don't. I personally enjoy it. (even in non NSFW context) It's not all wet noises. But i'm guessing that ASMR porn is probably most wet mouth noises
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Ugh, I'm a big fan of a particular star that just got into the business, but her "acting" consists of just saying "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes" repeatedly. I love her look, but it's super distracting. 😅
I agree, but also really any over the top fake moaning bugs me. So many very attractive women ruined it for me this way. Abbey Rain is the first that comes to mind. I love redheads.
Loud music in amateur porn- I don't want to hear horrible choice in music, I want to hear you make her cum, I want to hear skin's slapping.
I hate when they don't make any dirty talk and just moan like super soft
Or when they go super loud the second the dude sticks his dick in with very little foreplay. Makes me think there's a tornado siren and I've gotta go hide in the bathtub. I mean maybe the dude took her seizure meds away, which I could give him props, but I doubt that's the case at least 60% of the time.
camera angle of doggy with the guys dick just in frame for 5 minutes
Huge amount of tattoos and pierced nipples. Sorry folks, but that ruins a body. (and the nipples, unless you are September Carrino and your massive nipples doesn't get affected after removing your nipple piercings).
"You ever watch those pornos where they have an all-male cast? They're TERRIBLE!" — Norm MacDonald
it's roommates or kids... but yeah i don't like it. worst by far is when people edit music in after, but that's more rare these days
I remember the scene he did with Lauren Phillips where he had her sitting against the wall and started facefucking her. It was hot as fuck until I guess he got too into it, grabbed her head, and deliberately slammed the back of it hard as fuck against the wall. She looked really mad and the scene was noticeably cut out and seemed to start back again a while after.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if the dude that runs hookuphotshot ends up getting blacklisted. He’s basically doing Max Hardcore videos but in the modern age with a bit more plausible deniability.
I think it's kinda lame how Mike Adriano dresses girls up in backwards caps and shit
I'm trying to bust a nut not watch Saved by the Bell
I'm trying to bust a nut not watch Saved by the Bell
I thought I was the only one!
And it's even worse when it's slimmer girls who cover up (and who you find out have perfectly nice tummies *cough* Louise Jenson *cough*), like really what could you possibly be hiding?
Pregnancy scars I can understand to some extent, but when girls literally have pierced navels and they're still covering up (looking at you Jasmine James), it baffles and annoys my boner away
Corsets and garterbelts were a mistake, they're not sexy in the slightest.
I think they can be sexy, in moderation and when a given situation calls for it. The problem is the adult industry is lazy and for as much credit I give them for staying relevant and progressive in their creativity, they also rely on the same tropes and resources of like the past decade.
Same with fishnets, body suits, and thigh highs, by themselves they are perfectly fine, but when overused it becomes glaringly obvious. I swear If i see another girl with the same rainbow colored fishnet bodysuit (you know the one), I'll lose my shit.
It seems every amateur has the same Amazon wishlist, which is supplied from the same overseas manufacturer as wish. They need to change it up, maybe get some handcrafted items from Etsy