Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

[hotdog_6961]

When it's too zoomed in or close up. You gotta zoom out man, I don't need to see the pores on their skin, I wanna see a chick get railed and all of the titty and ass bouncing that goes with it. I don't need to see the zoomed up shot of under some guys balls that shows basically no part of the girl but his dick going in and out of her.

Scenes that are 80% blow job. Especially all Dredd scenes that end in him just jerking off while a girl sucks his balls for 10 minutes.

Fake cum. Fake creampies. Especially when they do the hard awkward edit.

 

[bokassa]

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I agree, you guys could think I'm crazy but BJ are so bloody boring.

I also find PoV videos pretty bad, angles are not so intetesting to watch, there's often something missing and it's not so immersive

And of course women (and men) who just are always excessive with their moans. Authentic reactions are so much valuable.

 

[echo37]

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This, so much!!! I hate seeing an otherwise perfect rack ruined.

 

[0s0]

this won't be popular....

i hate gapes.

blame LegalPorno and their obsession with prolapse

 

[Lumpy_]

pet peeves, not major gripes:

- short, Boomerang videos
- Excessive filters

 

[Curva]

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Like you, I'm happy to see older scenes that were lost/deleted from tubesites/only existed as lowres recirculated crap from the days of Kazaa/Limewire/etc - especially if people want to remaster/upscale the video.

What I don't want to see is
A) websites charging for old scenes that have been uploaded (recently, perhaps by the same collaborating company!) for free on tubesites,
B) a flood of 10/15/20 year old scenes (improved quality or not) that drown out the new stuff on the website.

Analvids, I'm looking at you. In their desperation to supply dozens of 'new' vids every day, it's getting impossible to find the interesting, high quality new stuff among all the old scenes and low quality, semi-amateur shit that they're sucking in from latin America etc.

 

[Curva]

Actually, talking of Latin America: that reminds me of another peeve...
I'm a fan of Latina porn, but my peeve is with the major producers like Sexmex. How come 90% of the stars seem to have fake titties? Are you not allowed to be a porn star in Mexico and southwards unless you bolt on some silicone? Or is this a cultural thing among young women in Latin America generally?

 

[NoodzHunter]

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absolutely it is cultural. Fake tits and absurdly huge fake asses. Plastic surgery is a lot cheaper in places like Mexico and the Dominican Republic, but it is a bit more dangerous and some of the work is kinda bad

 

[0s0]

it should also be noted, they're using some of the same girls the Euro sites use.

I found a lot of girls I like on SexMex {mainly Yorgelis Carrillo), and also the Wish version of said girls on the same site.
It is NOT the place to go if you're into "all natural", I'll tell ya that much.

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AnalVids/LegalPorno are pet peeve in general, eh?
AdultTime are slowly moving in that direction too unfortunately (and what's why I left when Burning Angel died)

 

[Curva]

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Czechs and Russians masquerading as 'Latinas' or 'Arabs' can fuck right off.

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Accurate. Helena Danae's the main redeeming feature for SexMex IMO.
I quite like the milf-teen dynamic they often use, but it ruins the believability when you get a vaguely natural mature woman paired with an 'innocent teen' who's had everything done to her face and body.

 

[Aurrific]

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Truer words have never been spoken. Fake middle eastern/Indian especially.

 

[Jinkkinky]

When 2D and even 3D artists wanted to draw/animate women with humongous tits, ass and thighs that are bigger than the woman's head. For example try looking up Daphne or Velma or any other cartoon character 90% of them have these huge ass tits and bodies. It's not even realistic for crying out loud.

 

[corejava2]

i'll be honest, not a fan of prolapse. I'm all for as much butt stuff as there is, but when it goes inverted/inside out - i'm a nope out for a little bit/fast forward and then go back.

 

[FuccYoo]

The worst for me is always fake moaning. A lot of women think they're putting on a good show but I can almost always immediately tell when it's fake.

I'd honestly rather they act naturally and not seem all that enthused instead of screaming "UGHHHHHHHH!!!" the second anything happens.

 

[Conando]

Not showing nips or pussy for more than 3 or so years (Ex: Peas and Pies ASMR), i understand the first year since theyre getting into it and comfortable but longer than that just gets boring. Then the people who do that get mad when full nude leaks of them get out.

 

[kinjutsu]

Jessica "fucking" Nigiri is the biggest offender of doing just barely not topless content while doing content for nearly a damn decade.
The list goes on for these types of girls stringing a lot a boat load of dudes that are hoping to get a tiny glimpse of a nipple after years of faithfully buying every piece of content. I'm glad some guys are seeing this shit coming from a mile away.

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A few more:
1st Traditional porn girls starting their career thin/normal sized and disappear for a bit and come back 20+ heavier. Most girls don't need to put on more weight. Not every girl needs to be Alexis Texas with a big butt.

2nd Mainly IG girls turning to OF to capitalize on thirsty dudes. Then selling IG level photos mostly for $10+ a month.
Even worse is when they charge $20+ per months and present it as "No PPV". Once you get inside there's a b/g video for another $40+ and it only ends up being sub 3 minutes long and no cumshot.

3rd and this only really applies to Of/Fansly/Patreon girls is when they have visible menstrual products like tampon strings and pads visible in their photosets and/or videos. Never mind seeing the blood. 10000% boner killer and at least for myself makes me not want to view/buy their content anymore or at least take a break.
(And to those smooth brains that are like it's natural etc most women IRL would be mortified if this stuff was visible to guys walking by them on the street)

 

[PPDouglas]

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I agree with that one! There's a Russian gal I've bought ppv vids from and she's got a tampon in dancing like she's a human candle. Believe me, I hesitated before buying her next 3 vids.

Also, if you're gonna show blood in adult content, at least use some Adobe Premier after effects and make it look like her hallway is being flooded by it like in The Shining, or have her being chased by vampires with permanent erections who get tricked into staking each other in the heart with the others' dick while running in circles around a pillar. You know, some Looney Tunes shit.

 

[GDOE33]

Every time I get an OF DM with the words "hee hee" liberally thrown in you might as well tell me I'm talking to an Indian man named Prankesh

 

[hidinginplainsite]

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Yeah it's natural and all but that doesn't mean it makes the content sellable. Honestly they should put disclaimers on that shit since it's technically a part of the kink community (blood play, it's a thing for those fake goth vampires to be into). I don't mind blood when it's my partner and I that doesn't mean I want to see it in fantasy land.

 

[VTMagnus]

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This plus everything/one being really greasy