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bonkipo

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I'm fairly cynical & indifferent in life but shit like this does makes me believe that the universe does infact balances itself. This girl was genuinely. so unbelievably naturally "gifted" with the so called - genetic lottery, She's really effortlessly beautiful, and I mean really fucking beautiful, but then her brain has to destroy herself up with all the ugly tattoos/piercings, and ofc all the unstable behaviour. It's a tired cliché at this point. Many such cases. There's really a pattern here.
 

HereForTheLoot

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How dumb is this broad? Cuts her own hair knowing damn well how bad of an idea it is - then goes to a hairdresser and complains that she can't trust them "ever again" after expecting them to fix her mess?

Fucking women. If you have the money like these girls do go to a goddamn salon and spend REAL money on a proper cut with a proper stylist don't just yolo some kitchen shears to your goddamn head.
 

Algernon

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She's too blinded by ✨positive energy✨ to see she's the reason for most of her own problems.

She stupidly fell in love with a apartment recently without actually getting signed off on it first. The landlord must've found out she has a track record of terrible decision-making because they invited her to a dinner to 'interrogate' her and Jade couldn't stand it and left upset, and yet put that down to them being bad people and not liking her because she was 'young' and an 'influencer'. So now she won't ever have her beautiful apartment because they 'treated her like dirt' for being cautious about letting a content creator with a habit for spontaneous decision-making have control of their property. :LUL

The best part was when she was ranting in her broadcast channel about it and said 'Let's just say I am pretty good when it comes to handling negativity and hate online...' which is right after that recent Twitter episode where she fucked up her argument and as a result blocked absolutely anyone who disagreed with her. :KEKWlaugh:
 

i000

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so she has to move out of her current place and has no new one?
 

Algernon

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I don't think she's moved out, it sounds like she's just weighing up options for the near future.


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Wasn't this the same person who threw shade at her hairdresser the other day for not doing a good enough job after her haircut mistake? :WeirdChamp:
 

kalblake11

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nope. and dont expect anything soon. shes going on the korea trip next week i think. think she did some kind of photoshoot last week but she prob never gonna post it anyways
 
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RaReRu

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I was going to sub to her fansly some months ago until she mentioned in a stream that she doesn't do customs. As a certified Ph.D. in Simpology, I'm aware that any adult female creator that doesn't offer customs does the bare minimum and is borderline scamming her subs. After reading this thread, I can confirm that my hypothesis was correct.
 

Algernon

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It was a message from some young, chubby hispanic guy saying 'I want to f*ck you so bad' and sent it from his own account (she kept the username in the posts too). Then she posted a screenshot of a post from his account of him riding some wooden horse with a dumb face. I wish I screenshotted it now :LUL