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ursexshot21

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I, an ass connoisseur, wanted to share my opinion. Upon further examination of her ass, Ive determined it to be an early stage Kim K diaper booty. The proportions arent matching up well. Her waist to hip to thigh to ass ratio is just all wrong. Ive done many calculations and none of them point to a better lookin ass than the natural one she had.
 

PPDouglas

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This is true, but I feel like the e-girl scene is dying. Covid lockdowns and isolation is practically over and the easy money isn't there like it was. It's kind of like the end of the hair metal/glam era we experienced in the late 80's, where people become cartoonish extremes of themselves, people see through it, and eventually a new wave of something more relatable comes along to change the landscape completely. Also, some of these smaller e-girl streamers ban report each other because of competition, and even try to lure mods away ect. Many are getting banned and switching to other platforms like Kick and Trovo, where rules are more relaxed too. Honestly Dan's voice is too high pitch for me anyway, she scares my cat.
 
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Josper

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Going from playing CoD on Twitch to fake tits and fucking Riley Reid on camera. This is the timeline people expect when social media/streamers/YouTube thots start Onlyfans. In reality, it's just mostly handbras and overpriced Instagram pics.

Maybe it's the drugs. The more fucked up on drugs they are, the more likely they are to do porn on OF.
 

HappyDance246324

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She was sexy when she first started with the pool stuff and patreon, it was flirty and she acted like she had respect for herself. Then money started rolling in and that's all she cares about. She keeps saying its for sanctuary, I don't think she should be in charge of animals welfare, her dogs have gotten sick from her own weed multiple times.
She thinks she can get a real man after all this sex work is over, she is sadly mistaken. She won't realize that till she's all alone. Will probably end up with Andrew since he fucks her on cam sometimes now and is ok with fucking all these strangers for money (prostitution).

I miss the old Dan, she was much sexier.
 

johnnyTremain4657

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The fact that dan thinks she is still marriage material is funny as hell. Guys don't want to marry some OF whore who has been ran through so hard and fast. All those cocks she takes has ruined any chance of her getting a "traditional man". Even if all those cocks she took were for "work".

She'll have to marry her OF step-bro co-star (Andrew) he's fine with being a little cuck bitch apparently.
 
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rollerdaruler

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what? its by far the easiest to purchase from, tell me which one is better. If you are one of the leeches that comes here for all the paid stuff, Im guessing Im deadwrong. When I speak please dont confuse and think it applies to the likes of you. And please dont call me arrogant because what Im saying is true, I am European champion so I am one of the bottle. I think I am a Special One.
 

HappyDance246324

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and let's not kid ourselves gentlemen. She has a "degree" in graphic design, doesn't believe dinosaurs existed and doesn't understand how evolution works. She is doing the only thing she's qualified to do, taking hot dicks to the throat and lying about her relationship with Andrew. It's 1,000% him in those "fan" fuck videos.