I for one eagerly anticipate the 12k word dissertation on the power of copium, and why the hem of her mini skirt decreasing a half centimetre year upon year gives good reason for believing that nudity is imminent. Forgetting of course that women have been blueballing for millenia and show no signs of slowing down at all.
This is like saying, “if you don’t want your favorite band to put out an experimental album where they push new boundaries in their sound, then you can just listen to the old stuff that’s already out, instead of wanting a new album at all.”