I know what you meant, which is why I even added the (sorry) at the bottom. It wasn't refering to what you wrote, but instead to the phrasing you used. Like I said: You don't see the irony in the phrasing you used, when fucking hot chick myself is just you jerking to porn? Sounds pretty stupid, which is why I made the joke in the first place.
I guess that clears it now, since it looks like we understand each other now. Either way I am done with it at least and spend my time better than discussing a joke with an internet stranger an further, when I could be "writing in-depth analysis of NSFW ASMR" instead.
Edit: and really, try to get some self-esteem, when you are that easily triggered by a random person on the internet.