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MistapEpE said:
Out of those three I'm only into Glow and would add Catplant, Mirys or like WhisperAudios to that list... but FCK YEAH would that be perfect!
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Youtube and Twitch have a bunch of really hot ASMR Content creator. Its_Bunni could turn it up a notch. And i would sell my soul to see DizzyKitten make nsfw content.
 
so0 said:
There’s some conflicting data online on average or median income. I also imagine that the inequality in incomes is quite high there which might skew these numbers. I think something like five to ten percent of Brazilians speak English it’s likely that most who speak English are are in upper percentiles of income earners.
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Her Borat-fucked-Slenderman-looking husband speaks English and makes 0$. Where does he fit into your calculus, professor?

oratzinjo said:
On twitch she said she doesn't know what to do about twitter, but here's a new post...

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I guess she solved it, the judge must be a subscriber :KEKW:
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This could actually be a good thing. As others have stated, money talks, and if/when she gets fined, she'll need to up her game to recoup the losses. The less money she has, the better the prospects of her getting her gear out. Any enterprising young men who know how to send an email to the Brazilian government could even help the process along.

Mettsemmel said:
But thats the point. There are women that i can understand why people simp for them. Either the looks, or charisma or they are just funny. But i cant imagine Amouranth offers any of that. Why the fuck do people care for her?
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I agree with everything you're saying. Amouranth is the quintessential example of what's possible in a world filled with sad, lonely, sweaty nerds who are more than a little autistic. A 4 who turns herself into a 6 with surgery and makeup can run the table. She is what Mai and the other lazy bitches could be if they had any work ethic at all. If Mai could get up and actually "work", let alone a 16-hour day like Amouranth, she actually would be the Queen of something (probably Sheba).

MistapEpE said:
Yeah, fair and was honestly kinda the point I was trying to make with her getting too caught up in this plot stuff to the point where she forgets about ''NSFW'' part in ''NSFW ASMR''. I also like plot stuff, but most of her vids are like 90% plot and 10% actual sex stuff when I'm here for the sexual stuff. Having somebody else writing her scripts would be a great idea! :WeSmart:
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She already tried, and it was a disaster. It's the video based on that goofy anime with the vampire girl who puts a piece of bamboo in her mouth for some reason (Mai plays a different character in the video; "shinobu" or some bullshit). She couldn't read/pronounce a huge chunk of the dialogue; the editing is all over the place for that reason, and her inability to pronounce anything more than a couple syllables long was kind of sad. The acting was atrocious as a result. It was like Vin Diesel trying to do Shakespeare.

For each simp in the world who tells her that her English is good, I cry a single tear. I used to like her broken English accent, too, but when I found out what her actual vocal tone is and not the cutesy put-on she does in English, I quickly gave up the ghost. She has low-level conversational English at best (her failed fluency exam should suffice beyond the dozens of hours of audio evidence), and now with her healthy diet of social media instead of actual practice and lessons, she continues to transpose prepositions like a drunk toddler all while misusing "traumatizing" and "literally" like Bo Burnham's titular White Woman's Instagram (she even said some dumb shit about pumpkin spice recently). Sorry, rant over.
 
Lol! We got a smart one here. I didn’t say fluency English guarantees you’re in a higher income bracket, it makes it likely. Basic statistics and probability, buddy.

Her English is objectively very strong for someone who grew up and lives in a context where only a small minority speak it as a second language.

Do you speak a second language? It’s common for multilingual people to change tone when shifting from one language to another. Refuting an argument by accusing someone of ‘simping’ is dumbass logic. Look up what an Ad hominem is.
 
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reereereetard said:
Maimy could upload a black screen video of her coughing every 2 minutes and this thread would gobble it up like soy chowder.

HAVE SOME DAMN STANDARDS MAGGOTS
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We can pretend she's choking on our....cock....*cough, cough* omg your cock is too big, it's making me cough *cough, cough*....hehehe. And we know she will sound cute and sexy coughing.
 
S4E7 said:
True , but Gina carls is the undisputed champion here , she's been ''one video away from a pussy reveal'' since literally 3 years BEFORE COVID :KEKWlaugh:
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Nah, SexyPattyCake is the champion. It's been like 20 years and she still releases pics and vids in low resolution like it's being played on the Playstation 1.
 
so0 said:
Lol! We got a smart one here. I didn’t say fluency English guarantees you’re in a higher income bracket, it makes it likely. Do you understand how statistics and probability work?

Her English is objectively very strong for someone who grew up and lives in a context where only a small minority speak it as a second language.

Do you speak a second language? It’s common for multilingual people to change tone when shifting from one language to another. Refuting an argument by accusing someone of ‘simping’ is dumbass logic. Look up what an Ad hominem is.
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Whoa, take a chill pill, sweetheart. My comment was meant as a light-hearted joke, not an attack on you. But if you want to go, let's go.

First, thanks for acknowledging my intelligence; unnecessary, but appreciated nonetheless. However, "I didn't say fluency English guarantees...", really? Leaving out the much-needed preposition, "in"? I just chided her for the same thing. Not your best foot forward on a debate about English proficiency. Minus 10 points to Slytherin.

Next, her English is objectively poor (*see above reference to failed English Proficiency Exam for more) for a bilingual individual. It is subjectively very strong, according to you. But you are objectively wrong, so, swings and roundabouts, eh? Also, your sentence structure made "small minority" sound like you're trying to say that only black dwarves speak English in Brazil (not really, but if you read your sentence back with that in mind, it's pretty funny). Anyway, I think you ought to look up "objectively" and "standardized testing" before you go off.

Lastly, yes, I speak a second language. And no, the octave and timbre doesn't shift with the language I speak. My accent does, because I try to speak the language properly, but that's it. She's stated multiple times that it's a put-on because she hates her real voice; your argument is a non-starter. When I said, "for each simp in the world who tells her...", I was referring to the people who tell her that her English is good. It isn't. She has also stated this numerous times. They are telling her a lie, in order to get into her good graces (which will never work). That is the definition of a simp. You also managed to call me a dumbass, then tell me to look up the definition of "ad hominem" without pausing to witness the irony of it. Congratulations, 150 points from Slytherin.
 
Captain Tightpants said:
Whoa, take a chill pill, sweetheart. My comment was meant as a light-hearted joke, not an attack on you. But if you want to go, let's go.

First, thanks for acknowledging my intelligence; unnecessary, but appreciated nonetheless. However, "I didn't say fluency English guarantees...", really? Leaving out the much-needed preposition, "in"? I just chided her for the same thing. Not your best foot forward on a debate about English proficiency. Minus 10 points to Slytherin.

Next, her English is objectively poor (*see above reference to failed English Proficiency Exam for more) for a bilingual individual. It is subjectively very strong, according to you. But you are objectively wrong, so, swings and roundabouts, eh? Also, your sentence structure made "small minority" sound like you're trying to say that only black dwarves speak English in Brazil (not really, but if you read your sentence back with that in mind, it's pretty funny). Anyway, I think you ought to look up "objectively" and "standardized testing" before you go off.

Lastly, yes, I speak a second language. And no, the octave and timbre doesn't shift with the language I speak. My accent does, because I try to speak the language properly, but that's it. She's stated multiple times that it's a put-on because she hates her real voice; your argument is a non-starter. When I said, "for each simp in the world who tells her...", I was referring to the people who tell her that her English is good. It isn't. She has also stated this numerous times. They are telling her a lie, in order to get into her good graces (which will never work). That is the definition of a simp. You also managed to call me a dumbass, then tell me to look up the definition of "ad hominem" without pausing to witness the irony of it. Congratulations, 150 points from Slytherin.
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Bro whoooooooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
 
Captain Tightpants said:
Whoa, take a chill pill, sweetheart. My comment was meant as a light-hearted joke, not an attack on you. But if you want to go, let's go.

First, thanks for acknowledging my intelligence; unnecessary, but appreciated nonetheless. However, "I didn't say fluency English guarantees...", really? Leaving out the much-needed preposition, "in"? I just chided her for the same thing. Not your best foot forward on a debate about English proficiency. Minus 10 points to Slytherin.

Next, her English is objectively poor (*see above reference to failed English Proficiency Exam for more) for a bilingual individual. It is subjectively very strong, according to you. But you are objectively wrong, so, swings and roundabouts, eh? Also, your sentence structure made "small minority" sound like you're trying to say that only black dwarves speak English in Brazil (not really, but if you read your sentence back with that in mind, it's pretty funny). Anyway, I think you ought to look up "objectively" and "standardized testing" before you go off.

Lastly, yes, I speak a second language. And no, the octave and timbre doesn't shift with the language I speak. My accent does, because I try to speak the language properly, but that's it. She's stated multiple times that it's a put-on because she hates her real voice; your argument is a non-starter. When I said, "for each simp in the world who tells her...", I was referring to the people who tell her that her English is good. It isn't. She has also stated this numerous times. They are telling her a lie, in order to get into her good graces (which will never work). That is the definition of a simp. You also managed to call me a dumbass, then tell me to look up the definition of "ad hominem" without pausing to witness the irony of it. Congratulations, 150 points from Slytherin.
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O Brokaboii, Where Art Thou
 
S4E7 said:
How do these phones with 3 camera lenses and laser autofocus and all sorts of new tech output quality that still looks exactly like how a galaxy s4 from 10 years ago would look ?
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They (e-thots) intentionally use low quality settings to cover up the flaws. And if they use high quality settings, then a bunch of filters is applied. Mai is using the lazier option. :KEKW:
 
S4E7 said:
this might be an apparently unpopular take but i always enjoyed Missbella's ASMR videos , she had a (very) few videos with noticeable audio issues but overall it was always very relaxing (and erotic)
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I personally liked the quality in the oily 3DIO boob massage type videos. Or my brain lost the processing power to determine audio quality because obvious reasons. :KEKW:
 
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