Simp Chat Hailey Welch (the Hawk Tuah girl)
- Thread starter mrmaninblack2
- Start date
-
- Tags
- celeb
phoenix14guy
Bathwater Drinker
- Mar 14, 2022
- 119
- 2,126
EDIT: Lol her LLC is named "16 Minutes LLC." ...i love it. She's working with a lawyer who's been dealing with artists and entertainers for well over a decade. She'll be fine. Doubt she'll ever need to show her tits.
Haliey Welch's PAWS ACROSS AMERICA
Haliey Welch's PAWS ACROSS AMERICA was created to bring awareness, advocacy and financial assistance to animal charities within the United States.hwpaws.org
Just going to juxtapose these two posts.
SpecialFNK
Casual
- Sep 13, 2023
- 1
- 42
why do people think she would end up doing OF? as long as she is smart with her money she certainly wont need the money.
YaMomIsRound69420
Tier 2 Sub
- Jun 27, 2022
- 2
- 196
phoenix14guy
Bathwater Drinker
- Mar 14, 2022
- 119
- 2,126
On the topic of the joke being outdated already, Cheerleader Kait says "Hawk Tuah" at the 2:00 minute mark on this gangbang:
It's kind of cringe. Thankfully she only does it once and the other times she actually just spits on the dicks normally.
It's kind of cringe. Thankfully she only does it once and the other times she actually just spits on the dicks normally.
Too late. It ruined the scene for me.On the topic of the joke being outdated already, Cheerleader Kait says "Hawk Tuah" at the 2:00 minute mark on this gangbang:
It's kind of cringe. Thankfully she only does it once and the other times she actually just spits on the dicks normally.
DodgyDutchman
Superfan
- Mar 21, 2022
- 10
- 540
WhErE dEm TiDdEeS aT?!?!
But seriously, while she's cute and while I would love to see her naked, another part of me hopes she doesn't and things will turn out well for her without having to resort to becoming another internet whore.
But seriously, while she's cute and while I would love to see her naked, another part of me hopes she doesn't and things will turn out well for her without having to resort to becoming another internet whore.
hoopercoomer100
Fan
- Aug 8, 2024
- 0
- 58
Same, like on one horny hand, i want. On the other non-horny hand, i do not.
mrmaninblack2
Bathwater Drinker
- Mar 11, 2022
- 91
- 1,011
Who looks at her and thinks “I really care what she thinks about things, let’s give her a platform”?x.com
x.com
Now she has a podcast and is officially lame.
I mean have you seen these others Podcast hosts? Dax Shepard gets 80 Millionen from Amazon for his podcast.
rattlethatsock
Tier 1 Sub
- Jul 26, 2024
- 0
- 146
But Dak Shepard is already famous for different reasons and his name's been out there for long enough. She's one of 80 million other podcasters and won't have anything unique or interesting to say that'll set her apart from the 79,999,999 others she's competing with.
Not sure if this "Talk Tuah" podcast has started up yet, but I've seen the preview and good lord...her voice reminds me of a cross between Anna Nicole Smith, Jenelle Evans, and Jessica Simpson - a trailer trash hodgepodge. She physically resembles the second coming of Miss Howard Stern/Andrea Ownbey, if anyone remembers who that is.
She has zero career prospects that refrain from mentioning what made her famous in the first place. In the minute-long trailer for "Talk Tuah" on Youtube, I think I counted a minimum of three references to Hawk Tuah. No range whatsoever.
YaMomIsRound69420
Tier 2 Sub
- Jun 27, 2022
- 2
- 196
I'm also a fellow 90's kid. How do u do fellow kids?! The career prospect is her being a good interviewer. A good listener. Asking good questions. I've been optimistic so far and it's working out. Joe Rogan has the biggest podcast and he's a spastic taekwondo caveman. Hailey Welch can get some fucking views if she wants.
rattlethatsock
Tier 1 Sub
- Jul 26, 2024
- 0
- 146
I have a lot of mixed feelings on Hailey Welch.
We're living in an era when you can go viral for just about anything so long as you put a unique spin on what that "thing" or gimmick may be. Dick sucking doesn't qualify you for going places in life or standing out amongst the other dick sucking women that have walked the planet, but making a funny sound when describing your cock lubing technique? Yup, that's something that can be milked for a little bit - no pun intended.
What's more, she went through a period of regretting her new fame - the press reported that she couldn't go out in public without guys asking her to spit in a jar or the like and had her family escort her for basic necessities like grocery shopping. But now that she's getting paid for making appearances and hobknobbing with D-list streamers, she's happy to be out in public again and make light of why people know who she is. So the notion that she wanted to have it both ways - be a private citizen when it suits her but go out in public and get paid to coast on her sex noise success - shows how dumb/unrealistic she's been. Any time she invokes the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or make some oblique reference to it (seriously, watch the trailer for "Talk Tuah" - you'll see what I mean), she's inviting discourse around why she's famous. If she had anything to offer the entertainment industry inclusive of acting or vocal chops, we'd have found out by now.
She isn't some feminist, sex-positive activist commanding respect and encouraging women to be more open about their sexualities. She's a Southern nobody who acted a drunken fool on camera and is now shouldering the burden of having been filmed talking under the influence. If she or that friend of hers had any sense, they'd have avoided the sexual questions from that influencer the night Hailey got famous. Most women don't want to be famous for anything remotely sexual and she crossed the rubicon that night, even if she managed to keep her clothes on the whole time. Not trying to be political either, but the fact that women can still get famous for being sexualized demonstrates that we're not really that progressive as a society and it's not likely to change anytime soon. Hailey's being rewarded for her drunken misstep and she's proving that you don't even have to be talented or naturally funny to get famous these days.
Give her another year and she'll be a literally who like every other person in years' past that had a catchphrase or noise that gave them a moment in the sun. If she's got enough self-respect or worried about what her family thinks, Onlyfans won't happen (at least not for a few years).
rattlethatsock
Tier 1 Sub
- Jul 26, 2024
- 0
- 146
I mean, there's a certain etiquette that's required of people who conduct celebrity interviews. She might be a naturally good conversationalist, but there's no way she'll be the next James Lipton or Diane Sawyer. Most professional interviewers have a journalism background and have some kind of education/resume based on that. As others have pointed out, she worked in a mattress spring factory and wasn't going to college (that we know of). I'm sounding a little elitist/classist when I say that perhaps, but you don't end up interviewing legitimate A-list celebrities if you're someone with Hailey Welch's background.
Edit: I could see her doing a decent job if she got involved in radio as a co-host and playing off of other radio personalities. My slight change of heart involved skimming some clips of her being interviewed by other people and she is personable. But the whole premise of "Talk Tuah" destines her to eventual obscurity. She needs to eventually abandon the meme and demonstrate her natural talents in a context removed from said meme.
Last edited:
dunneally111
Fan
- Jul 17, 2024
- 5
- 97
Wait a few years and maybe we'll have some skimpy photos of her. Blowjobs we'll have to wait for leaks.
hoopercoomer100
Fan
- Aug 8, 2024
- 0
- 58
The greatest description of Joe Rogan i have ever seen
richardbadlands
Superfan
- Mar 12, 2022
- 33
- 638
did she ever elaborate on her blowjob technique or has she denied all those questions in her interviews?
TSM Reps
Bathwater Drinker
- Oct 13, 2023
- 53
- 2,270
good question because i've never heard her talk about spitting on cocks or sucking dick ever since that joke... which is literally what made her famous.