Nah. Rahul’s been talking about video games his since his iZombie days. It’s part what landed him a role in Gears 5.
Simp Chat Alanah Pearce - Charalanahzard
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Maybe, but he comes across as a bit of a attention whore and I really think Alanah cucked him😅😌
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can confirm, I cucked him. came all over her face and titties.
An insta reel
Although your sources are "trust me bro" & "I swear on my momma", I choose to believe you 😉😇🤣
I jerked off to her on the internet as I cried. Checkmate
Anyway, I just want to say that I love Banjo. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Yes and No bc she used to be hotter, tbf she's 30.
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Yea well that goes for all of us and it's not gonna get better from here.
Those pillows are gonna sag eventually if they haven't already.
It's a crime we didn't get to see them in their prime.
If I may rant/vent for a moment: it's so fucking pathetic and embarrassing and fake how all these guys in the industry kind of attempt to get close to Alanah in different ways with the hope that they might become her dick in a glass case if things go south with Rahul. Like they invited her to do a speech at GDC? Come on bro... These guys that offer or invite her to stuff (podcasts etc.), BRO, SHE IS NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU 🤣😭 It's so obvious what these guys are trying to do it's hilarious and embarassing for them.
And let me just say, her hotness aside, I honestly do think she's genuinely funny and entertaining, which is extremely rare for such a hot chick. But I bet you these guys don't give a shit and they just want in her pants. And I'm also not stupid or delusional enough to think I have a chance with her if I invited her on a podcast or offered her a job or some shit.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
(for those that don't get the dick in a glass case reference)
And let me just say, her hotness aside, I honestly do think she's genuinely funny and entertaining, which is extremely rare for such a hot chick. But I bet you these guys don't give a shit and they just want in her pants. And I'm also not stupid or delusional enough to think I have a chance with her if I invited her on a podcast or offered her a job or some shit.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
(for those that don't get the dick in a glass case reference)
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If you think she is funny and entertaining why is it so shocking people invite her to do these things? If anything I am shocked she doesn't get invited to even more events
what in the incel mindset is this 😭😭😭 so you think that a prominent figure in gaming, with a pretty large following, who attracts a crowd and can pretty single-handedly have an event have a much wider reach, only gets invited because the organizer wants to sleep with her? ain't no way bruh.
this is basically saying the only value you see in her is her looks, which is a pretty fucking shitty thing to say. and yes I realize we're in a titty and ass forum but jesus christ man
This is exactly what she has said in the past why she covers up in her streams and youtube videos and why she rarely posts her selfies.
You don't know how delusional and horny these guys are. I firmly believe horniness belongs in the bowels of the internet and has no place in the real world, but these guys are thinking "God damn maybe I can get close to her if I invite her to my podcast/event". It's honestly gross, and that's coming from me, a guy ranting on a porn forum. 100% of these guys are trying to be her dick in a glass case, it's fucked up. And btw I'm not criticizing Alanah at all here
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Call out to any technically minded fans to rip the GDC twitch stream. Alanah is looking fine tonight