Simp Chat Alanah Pearce - Charalanahzard
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Low odds,but we know she likes to get face-fucked.
How tho
there is nothing wrong with taking the dirt road home
Do we? How do we know that?
Source: Trust me, bro.
Looks like she lost a whole lot of weight the last few weeks and months. Might just be the lost bulk from boxing but in any case I hope the gazongas and thighs are okay. 
He is anyway very honest and open and makes it easy for a future partner to understand what he expects in marriage. No one can misinterpret it and that makes it actually very practical i would say.
So all that needs to be done is to get a tatoo of a face on her butt and then...........am i right..
She's been slim before and kept the titty meat, and I reckon you'd still struggle for air if she sat on your face
Alanah saying she's a 7 is fucking wild. If she's a 7, who the fuck is a 9 or a 10?????
We think she's a 9 or 10, but if she came out and said that she'd be called arrogant, vain etc. So 7 is a good shout.
I mean, it's perfectly fair if she thinks of herself as a 7. 7 is still pretty good. I think she's a 10. It's all subjective, honestly. While She probably believes she's a 7, she also probably realized she'd get a ton of shit from the internet if she said she was a 10.
Just a little jab at him bc I'm annoyed of his "unintentional intentional cross marketing visits" in Alanah's streams. Like he's trying so hard to tell the nerds that he's one of them, although he obviously just pushing that agenda to widen his "fanbase".