This complaint would have fit a lot of late night Cinemax movies from back in the day.
and the vivid and wicked stuff
I wish they would do what they did with all that Jenna Jameson stuff and release the uncut versions of the scenes
I thought of pet peeve recently....dildo fucking machines.
Wtf are they so loud, and girls only ever use 2 speeds, slow, and slower.
What should be a great idea : a machine with a 12 inch cock pounding away hard and long, almost always turns into a loud slow snooze fest like it's a grandpa fuck machine. 😂
Wtf are they so loud, and girls only ever use 2 speeds, slow, and slower.
What should be a great idea : a machine with a 12 inch cock pounding away hard and long, almost always turns into a loud slow snooze fest like it's a grandpa fuck machine. 😂
hey, never knew this thread existed. its great since i got like hundreds of gripes, lol. but here's just a few:
- girls with too many tats
- girls with too many piercings (especially that one between the nostrils whatever the fuck its called. weird that so many people want to look like cows)
- interviews that are too long. all you really need is about 2 minutes. these interviews that go on forever are so damn annoying. we dont need to know the whole life story of a porn whore
- bad fake tits. im not totally against fake tits but often they look so horrible that the surgeon should be charged with a crime. if you're gonna get fake tits save up money and go to a decent surgeon
- what i call the "doggy cam angle", and i'm not talking about doggy style. i mean when they put the cam really low, like you're on the floor looking up. thats only good in upskirt vids, but it sucks in all other types of porn. no one looks good in that angle, yet it seems to be very common
- cameraman that wont stop talking. especially bad when he isn't even part of the action. one of the worst is the cam guy from bangbus. apparently he thinks he's the funniest guy ever. i wish someone would tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- cosplay
Man your points 3 and 6 are exactly the reason why I don't watch Bang Bros videos anymore.
The one where they talk for the first 10 minutes and only like last 8 minutes shows some fucking, like we came here to see the guy fuck the girl not talk about shit no one gives a fuck about.
Bangbros and their whole "Its a prank bro" energy Bangbros style porn sites have always been absolutely unbearable.
Hitachis or any loud vibrating toys. They obscure any moaning or pussy sounds and ruins the video.
Any POV video where the guy moans or talks. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Blowjobs videos that end with the guy jerking off onto the girl's face. Then you're just watching a guy jerking himself off. I fucking hate this.
JOI videos are so popular now, but they're so stupid. I don't need a fucking countdown to cum.
The lack of homewrecker content in general. It's so hard to find.
Any POV video where the guy moans or talks. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Blowjobs videos that end with the guy jerking off onto the girl's face. Then you're just watching a guy jerking himself off. I fucking hate this.
JOI videos are so popular now, but they're so stupid. I don't need a fucking countdown to cum.
The lack of homewrecker content in general. It's so hard to find.
Thought of one more.
When a girl is super hot but only makes GG content with girls who are way less attractive than her or who have a totally different aesthetic.
When a girl is super hot but only makes GG content with girls who are way less attractive than her or who have a totally different aesthetic.
I fucking hate the makeup and lighting Scoreland uses. They find the perfect uncanny valley between no makeup and full on bimbo, and then blast the lighting with such intensity that you can't ignore the shitty makeup.
and in the scenes with women over 40 you just notice so obviously how these models act "porn star" style. Any old Mompov beats the Scoreland scenes by lengths.
agree with all those points. plus i really hate when they get tats that cover their whole ass. you'll see it a lot with black and hispanic pornstars. that's so fuckin dumb! they got nice big booties but then they cover it up with huge ugly tats
Kaden Kole's front tattoo looks like she has an STD.
HOLY SHIT I AM SOOOO STUPID. I never knew they used fake jizz. But now that I think about it, I have wondered why it looks so fucking different. OMG. I knew it something was offf.
I watch all my pov vids from many vids in my valve index, and just normal VR porn. Really gives some intense immersion on the incest stuff. But the fastest way that it is ruined, is where there is a guy in it, that is supposed to be the dick. And the douche wont shut up and hes grunting right in my ear. Its to the point that if there is a male actor and the acctress isnt solo, I wont even look at it. It just kills the immersion.
I hate it when the room they film in has pink/rgb lighting it is so annoying
I hate when a dancer who is great at moving their bodies don't know how to fuck.
Look at Adison Briana, for example. Most of her videos, she doesn't move.
Also hate when their get implants and also become statues.
Heck, I hate implants period. 9 in 10 look shitty deformed balloons.
Look at Adison Briana, for example. Most of her videos, she doesn't move.
Also hate when their get implants and also become statues.
Heck, I hate implants period. 9 in 10 look shitty deformed balloons.
I’m glad Halloween is over because I can’t stand these OF girls wearing elf ears or dressing up like cartoon characters. It’s fucking weird.
Except now it’s November so here come all the “stuffed” captions.
Just get naked FFS.
Except now it’s November so here come all the “stuffed” captions.
Just get naked FFS.
If I never see another Velma roleplay again, it'll be too soon. Feels like it's been wall to wall orange tops and glasses on OF lately. How many people ever thought Velma was attractive?