Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

bullhead242

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Honestly, any scene that ends with a dude yanking it while their partner is just sitting there is a no-go for me. Nothing takes me out of watching a scene than watching someone crank it while someone else does nothing except pretend to be interested. This is especially true in Bj scenes, and ruins a lot of group scenes where nobody busts until the end where they all stand in a circle jerking off 🙄🙄🙄
 

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It's the combination of all the things I hate about mainstream porn plus male talent which have zero personality, but bro douche level energy like bangbros and of course the girls don't get to enjoy a second. Then rather the old Mark Davis scenes from kink.com
 
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I don't think Mark Davis is still performing, lol? I'm fairly certain that he's long retired.
Mark Wood, who would be of the same era is still very active though.
Funnily enough, I actually don't mind either of them.

With them, it's easier to buy into the fantasy of being an average joe hooking up with hot girls.
Whereas it's more awkward, in a way, with the likes of Manuel, Johnny Sins, Mick Blue etc.
 

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Yeah I don't think Mark Davis is still performing. I guess creepy might be the wrong word. More of what I imagine it would feel like to see your dad in a porno. Just something about that guy rubs me in a weird way. Mark Wood is my kind of male performer, doesn't talk too much or anything usually, keeps the focus on the lady and he kinda fades into the background as much as possible. Manny "The Mumbler" Ferrara is another on the list. To me, it like he's trying too hard to be the focus of whatever scene he's in. Steve Holmes is another, dude looks like a grandpa that should be selling insurance, wtf is he doing in porn haha. The one guy that really gives me the creeps is Michael Stefano.
 
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Yeah, if it were up to me, 95% of porn would be pov and the dude's face wouldn't be showing at all. He's just a rod to facilitate the scene. She should do most of the talking, and he shouldn't be trying to win an Oscar. Some notable dudes I can't watch, in no particular order: Evan Stone, James Deen, Christianxxx, Talon, Tommy Gunn. Honorable mention goes to Lee Stone's crooked penis, it doubles as a cartoon submarine periscope.
 
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Mark wood!!! Thats the guy's name... couldn't remember for the life of me... yeah he's a no-go for me... I think its a combination of botox and the fact that he turns tomato red during scenes... that just strikes me as off.

Mike Adriano is another guy who, although he's popular and makes hq scenes I can't stand to watch.