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In my heart of hearts I want to see this ancient copypasta brought to life

One day, I walked into the LCS studios - a happy and eager fan. I saw Eugene "Pobelter" Park smashing Eefje "Sjokz" Deporteres on the ANALyst desk. I didn't know what to do, I panicked and let out a shriek, Eugene looked at me and said, "Better keep your mouth shut kid," he then took a puff of the blunt and kept destroying the European cooch.

at the time it came out, pob was tiny and sjokz would wear heels and tower over LCS players in interviews so picturing the copypasta in my head brought up a hilarious image. Also, even though he's not a scrawny 18 year old anymore, he's still a goofy dude so watching him smashing anyone would be pretty funny
 

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Bathwater Drinker
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I know nothing about Pro LoL players and/or E-sports in general, how much money would a player like Pobelter be making (so players around his rank/skill/influence)? I assume he gets his main income via whatever pro team he is contracted to, then makes side money via Twitch?

Wonder how they first met too, looks like shes always had a dump truck so I dont think it was a difficult decision for Pob lol