Clearly it's a photo of their long distance girlfriend who is just working too hard to come visit
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I guess it's better than the alternative, some girl I pay to let me jerk off to who will never fuck me
Bold to think they might have any irl friends
I know of a simp who has a full forearm tattoo of a models name lmao, it's a legit mental illness I swear.
Edit: the model is twitter.com/ItsAphiaDeMieux
The tattoo:
The tattoo is almost as ugly as the girl
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when she was playing with the butt plug? agreed. minus the usual blurriness of course...
Seeing her stream from Friday night I was really suprised that she wasn't drunk, I guess she didn't want to seem hypocritical by getting trashed and saying girls should be thrown off cam for getting drunk all in the same week. I wonder what next Friday will be like, or is she doing a club show for easter?
she wasn't that bad last night, she only did 15 shots of Rum. I call it an Improvement
Are the eye bags because she's 'old' and 'used' or because she's an alcoholic with probably other bad habits?
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Probably also had to get up hours earlier than usual too
ehh it's called Facelifting / Makeup and Lightning
She has lots of botox in her face and lips. Not saying she looks bad but I can't agree with saying "she is all natural beauty".
pretty good before and after
The pic on the left still has foundation and concealer. The whole point is to make the 'after' image pop. That's not her natural face either. It's more social media marketing. Her real face is likely worse than the left image. Look at the color blending on her face to neck. Both are just different levels of makeup. The left is before they do the finishing makeup on the right.
that Hair looks like someone poured a bottle of that Slime they use at the Kids Choice Awards over her Head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She needs to figure her camera out. The out of focus camera is dumb as fuck
*whisper* The Secret Slime Action is... having too many shots. *audience giggles*
As a feet guy I hate her new camera so much, fuck that dumb shit.
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The only way you will possibly even get her to fix this is by doing what this guy has done, it's the reason i contacted her on twitter about this forum 2 months ago, she fixed her lighting because of this forum, now people are getting annoyed about her dogshit cam quality and they have every right to, it's fucking terrible, the cam quality is something you expected back in 2015.
So if you want change you need to do what this guy has done, she doesn't read this forum as it's bad for her mental health, she does check her twitter DM and people tagging her so that's where you can pass your feedback onto her.
So if you want change you need to do what this guy has done, she doesn't read this forum as it's bad for her mental health, she does check her twitter DM and people tagging her so that's where you can pass your feedback onto her.