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heycitizen said:
F1 Las Vegas paid for it, she thanked them in the next reel. Notice that you don't see the inside of the plane - it's probably packed full of "influencers".
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F1 did a massive promotion and basically invited every influencer on the planet to come and promote their event. Even Z-listers and ones that badly fell off like Jordyn.
 
brad86 said:
She does indeed look a lot better. But, again... for every Jordyn, there are plentiful 18-19 year old girls that are in their peak, far more attractive, and have far more influence on social media / YouTube than she does, or ever did. She's in a game that she can no longer play.
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Which makes me wonder what this podcast is even for? Apparently something called "Straw Hut Media" is putting it out and they churn out a ton of podcasts no one listens to. Someone is shooting and editing it. Jordyn's dumb ass is not capable of even doing the simple edits. So all this work for a podcast that gets around 1k views an episode and like 10 comments, most of whom don't even seem like real accounts. I looked at Apple and it has ONE rating in 2 two years of 102 episodes so it's not like it's popular on any other platform.

We are the only people on earth really talking about it and that is only to look on in curious horror cause some of us used to fap to her.
 
afaik SHM is basically a business that rents/supplies podcast equipment and services, ie they rent out cameras/studios and provide editing (probably outsourced to the lowest bidder somewhere overseas) its why content produced by them looks cookie cutter-ish. Basically shes paying them....which is even funnier tbh
 
I think if you keep your costs low, the videos in aggregate can generate a passive income over a longer period.
 
El Diabllo said:
Which makes me wonder what this podcast is even for? Apparently something called "Straw Hut Media" is putting it out and they churn out a ton of podcasts no one listens to. Someone is shooting and editing it. Jordyn's dumb ass is not capable of even doing the simple edits. So all this work for a podcast that gets around 1k views an episode and like 10 comments, most of whom don't even seem like real accounts. I looked at Apple and it has ONE rating in 2 two years of 102 episodes so it's not like it's popular on any other platform.

We are the only people on earth really talking about it and that is only to look on in curious horror cause some of us used to fap to her.
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Kinda sounds like a money laundering scheme :unsure:
 
heycitizen said:
I think if you keep your costs low, the videos in aggregate can generate a passive income over a longer period.
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Bingo. It's the business plan of most of the small podcast companies. Get into the YouTube algorithm and get lucky. Put out 200 podcasts and some will make money. Maybe 1 might get recommended by YouTube, get a bunch of views, and maybe take off. They put out almost no money for them so it's like playing the lottery.
 
Scoot McGee said:
Man I really want thot Jordyn that was fucking every guy in LA to return. BTW this is Jordyn's ex and he made a YouTube video crying about how much she cheated on him. On a recent Twitch stream he said there was a lot more he didn't talk about in the video and she was awful and fucked everyone including all his friends. He said the real last straw was when he walked in on her blowing a big named YouTuber while also giving a handjob to his buddy at the same time. He said he has even worse stories of her fucking everyone but he is done talking about her now. This is the sex crazed Jordyn we need back!

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Ok where the fuck was this type of shit when she had onlyfans? Instead we got the laziest shit possible then she quit
 
NanoPrime said:
If the liveliest discussion about you is on a porn-forum, its not really a good sign that your social-media career is going great.
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I knew of her in 2016 but all content of her I've ever seen has strictly been from this forum lmfao
 
Deeks said:
If this were 2016, and she still had a bunch of teenage fangirls, they probably would have eaten up this vapid meaningless rambling from a TikTok personality with no education and little life experience. But it's 2023 and they have long grown up and left. And that is why this latest podcast episode has 1k views and a few random comments after a couple of days of being up. That is beyond embarrassing when her YouTube channel has 1.85 million subs. I know that most of those subs were from 2015-2018 but that is still embarrassing.

I hope she isn't putting any money into it like the last attempt at a podcast. Her talents are she is hot and has a great body. That is her talent. If she focused on that she would have replaced all her teenage female fans with dudes and they would be supporting her. She would have rebounded from falling off. Of course we would spend our time complaining about her showing nothing on Onlyfans, but at least that is something compared to whatever this is.
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It always amazes me how these girls cannot comprehend how easy running a successful Onlyfans is. Even just the tiniest iota of effort would work and yet people like Jordyn couldn't even manage that
 
CarterNash said:
Bingo. It's the business plan of most of the small podcast companies. Get into the YouTube algorithm and get lucky. Put out 200 podcasts and some will make money. Maybe 1 might get recommended by YouTube, get a bunch of views, and maybe take off. They put out almost no money for them so it's like playing the lottery.
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They might get a revenue share but they pay the bills by providing production to nobodies. Rather than have Jordyn buy all the equipment, record it, edit it, distribute it, etc, they offer that in a neat little package. It's gonna cost $$$ too, I had a look around their site and no prices for their services are listed. And, as the age old saying goes, if you have to ask what it costs....

TLDR: They aren't paying her hoping that back episodes and the odd viral moment pay the bills, she's paying them.
 
JohnDoeJr said:
It always amazes me how these girls cannot comprehend how easy running a successful Onlyfans is. Even just the tiniest iota of effort would work and yet people like Jordyn couldn't even manage that
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Jordyn's manager is a dude who has been with her since 2012 when she was on a reality TV dancing show. He has managed her for over a decade and she is like his only client now. Since she really started to fall off around 2018, he has had no answers. Nothing she has done has worked and he hasn't done a thing for her.

Her last chance was sex work and to make money from her one talent. Being hot. She was able to get a contract with an Onlyfans clone called SoClose and they handled her account and made her put out content twice a week. The reason Jordyn had some many dudes into her was because the SoClose content showed promise and she was active. When her SoClose deal ran out she jumped to Onlyfans. But now she didn't have anyone managing the account, and instead of letting an agency run it, she let her manager run it. And he had no fucking clue about Onlyfans. He didn't know how to bait and he had no ability to get Jordyn to shoot. So her Onlyfans quickly died out and she announced it was done after 4 months. SoClose kept her in line cause she had a contract with them. But on Onlyfans you have to grind and work. And she had no interest in doing that.
 
xjagerx said:
I had a look around their site and no prices for their services are listed. And, as the age old saying goes, if you have to ask what it costs....
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click plans for brands, way cheaper than i thought, LMAO at executive level getting you human generated scripts. At some point it'll just become a chatgpt plug-in where the AI generates the script and does the editing.
 
DJDeadz said:
Jordyn's manager is a dude who has been with her since 2012 when she was on a reality TV dancing show. He has managed her for over a decade and she is like his only client now. Since she really started to fall off around 2018, he has had no answers. Nothing she has done has worked and he hasn't done a thing for her.
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He also manages madisyn shipman and she does playboy, jordyn's just incredibly lazy
 
ubersoulda said:
He also manages madisyn shipman and she does playboy, jordyn's just incredibly lazy
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Lazy? what if she just doesnt want to get naked on camera for guys like us to jerk it to. A lot of you fucks sure do expect alot out of someone.

Ya'll fucking weird, refering back to her "hay day" in 2016 when she was 16 years old. Waiting for the day she turned 18 in hopes she would do OF/nude content. Now that its been 4 years since she turned 18 and she has only done a little bit of teasing, ya'll mad about it lol
 
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wfphu said:
Lazy? what if she just doesnt want to get naked on camera for guys like us to jerk it to. A lot of you fucks sure do expect alot out of someone.

Ya'll fucking weird, refering back to her "hay day" in 2016 when she was 16 years old. Waiting for the day she turned 18 in hopes she would do OF/nude content. Now that its been 4 years since she turned 18 and she has only done a little bit of teasing, ya'll mad about it lol
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Jordyn is lazy. There are plenty of girls who spend years doing GOOD tease content with effort. Her SoClose content was pretty good at times. But as soon as that contract ended she was lazy and put no effort into her content on OF. Those are just facts. If she was putting out good swimsuit/lingerie photoshoot sets while on OF I don't think most people would have complained and she would have made a lot more money.
 
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