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Arpeggiofan said:

This is just sad. Just reopen your onlyfans already
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If this were 2016, and she still had a bunch of teenage fangirls, they probably would have eaten up this vapid meaningless rambling from a TikTok personality with no education and little life experience. But it's 2023 and they have long grown up and left. And that is why this latest podcast episode has 1k views and a few random comments after a couple of days of being up. That is beyond embarrassing when her YouTube channel has 1.85 million subs. I know that most of those subs were from 2015-2018 but that is still embarrassing.

I hope she isn't putting any money into it like the last attempt at a podcast. Her talents are she is hot and has a great body. That is her talent. If she focused on that she would have replaced all her teenage female fans with dudes and they would be supporting her. She would have rebounded from falling off. Of course we would spend our time complaining about her showing nothing on Onlyfans, but at least that is something compared to whatever this is.
 
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Lmao you just know she paid someone to edit and produce this entire series. Imagine shelling out money for a solo podcast that hits 2k views and gets 7 comments unrelated to the actual video.

How long till she starts buying views/comments from bot accounts?
 
HereForTheLoot said:
Lmao you just know she paid someone to edit and produce this entire series. Imagine shelling out money for a solo podcast that hits 2k views and gets 7 comments unrelated to the actual video.

How long till she starts buying views/comments from bot accounts?
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most of the time when it comes to celeb podcasts, a company comes in and offers to set it up for them in exchange for a percentage of the ad revenue
 
Deeks said:
If this were 2016, and she still had a bunch of teenage fangirls, they probably would have eaten up this vapid meaningless rambling from a TikTok personality with no education and little life experience. But it's 2023 and they have long grown up and left. And that is why this latest podcast episode has 1k views and a few random comments after a couple of days of being up. That is beyond embarrassing when her YouTube channel has 1.85 million subs. I know that most of those subs were from 2015-2018 but that is still embarrassing.

I hope she isn't putting any money into it like the last attempt at a podcast. Her talents are she is hot and has a great body. That is her talent. If she focused on that she would have replaced all her teenage female fans with dudes and they would be supporting her. She would have rebounded from falling off. Of course we would spend our time complaining about her showing nothing on Onlyfans, but at least that is something compared to whatever this is.
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Even when she had fans in 2016, this podcast would have been a flop. I know Charli and Dixie D'Amelio have fallen off now but when they were really hot like in 2021 they had a podcast and it still bombed. Because they had nothing to say and were uninteresting. I think Addison Rae also had one and it flopped even though she was popular at the time. You need a personality to do a podcast and most of the social media people have no personality.

If Jordyn Jones had a 25:00 minute video of her sucking a dildo I would watch. Ain't no one watching her ramble for 25 minutes. I wouldn't watch it if she talked for 30 seconds. Which is why her podcast got 1,000 views and like 3 comments. And most of those views probably were cause it was linked here. We are the only people left talking about her. And that is only cause she is still hot and we are convinced she has to go back to thotting.
 
wfphu said:
most of the time when it comes to celeb podcasts, a company comes in and offers to set it up for them in exchange for a percentage of the ad revenue
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hadn't thought of that - so jordyn is just fleecing a company that sees her inflated follower count? Either way what a waste of time and energy
 
HereForTheLoot said:
hadn't thought of that - so jordyn is just fleecing a company that sees her inflated follower count? Either way what a waste of time and energy
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In this case its the same company that did her last podcast (WTDTY), Strawhutmedia. When you see numbers from recent videos, sure it looks sad, but some of her old podcasts still get clicks, which im sure makes up most of the revenue at this point. Might still be a net positive on returns.
 
There is also the audio rss feed but I seriously doubt her intended audience use a podcast app.

If the company has a full time editor, they are already paying him anyway so it's not really an extra cost for them to splice her videos together once a week (as long as they are not too busy). I'm unsure if they get a cut of the pre-roll ads though, I always thought it was only the host read ads because they helped organised it.
 
LooPoo said:
Someone pointed out her really long neck in the IG comments, and how she looking like Daddy Long Neck these days, and now I can't unsee it


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If she wanted to breathe life into her dead social media career she should bill herself as Mommy Long Neck and try to go viral. Can't be worse than this awful podcast or whatever else she has been doing for the past 6 years.
 
lookism said:
That feel when Jordyn gives relationship advice :pauseChampRev:

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It's almost like she is going out of her way not to look hot in these podcasts. Like she thinks she will be taken more seriously and attract a older female audience if she pulls her back hair in an unsexy way and dresses like a 45-year-old real estate agent. When in reality, being hot is her only real talent and that is what she should always be selling.

She was always known as one of the hottest girls on social media and seems to have forgotten why anyone cared about her in the first place. Even girls only followed and cared about her cause she is pretty.
 
heycitizen said:


Third episode is out, wherein she unashamedly gives advice to a guy who has cheated on his GF.

Her advice is hilariously self-serving and she hints at her infidelity, basically "if you loved your GF you wouldn't have cheated on her, you should break up."
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Irony is lost on her
 
heycitizen said:


Third episode is out, wherein she unashamedly gives advice to a guy who has cheated on his GF.

Her advice is hilariously self-serving and she hints at her infidelity, basically "if you loved your GF you wouldn't have cheated on her, you should break up."
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9 hours later and not even 800 views. Methinks Jordyn and her manager need to go back to the drawing board for plan #1423 to breathe life into her dead career. Unless she can date someone famous, the only plan left is the one she abandoned. Be a thot on Onlyfans. Now that doesn't mean she will be a successful thot cause everyone was complaining about how mid her OF content was. But it's a hell of a lot better than this or anything else she could do.
 
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