PSA: If anyone is dumb enough to try this, be sure to put a
condom on the light bulb first, to contain all the tiny glass shards when it shatters.
Since you probably don't have any condoms, you can ask your dad for one (although he may not have any since he probably got a vasectomy as soon as you were born, so you may need to ask your mom or her boyfriend).
Or better yet, use a
dental dam (you can get one from your dentist or your sex-ed teacher).
If you decide to raw-dog it, remember to breathe through your nose and relax your jaw.