I really hate POV that are so close you can't really see shit.
New pet peeve. Not getting sports right! I put on the Swinging with Them Daughterswap video and the skit is 2 dad teaching their daughters baseball. First they used 2 European actors so their accents threw things off a little for baseball. Then they drew home plate backwards. My OCD is seriously going nuts right now. lol
This is the best thread on Simpcity.
Yup! 1000% here.
It's like watching the scrambled porn channel not sure of what you're seeing.
I fuuuuuuuucking loathe hearing the guy pant and moan in clips. Never mind getting taken out of the moment - it's just cringe inducing. Main twat that comes to mind is that beta-male cuck in cassie0pia's videos.
Another pet peeve I have is picture in picture. I'm not a big fan of having another angle at the same time.
Freakishly Large Dicks, because even with the good "porn actresses" you notice that they just have pain. I like a bit of Kink, BBC and Big Dicks, but male talent with a giant dong have even less personality and acting talent than other performers and the scenes are boring and painful (Not the good kind of pain).
And you know those are the actors that make the girls hate the industry even more than the producers most times.
When a scene starts off in the gym with girls squatting and they aren't hitting depth, really grinds my gears, I close the video.
A lot of my pet peeves have already been mentioned, but here's my biggest:
- When an OF model wants to sext, but doesn't ask for a flat tip up front. Instead, they start with a couple of cheap video/picture sets, then as the sexting gets hotter, the price for the "good stuff" suddenly jumps to double or triple the price. Want the vid that shows her cum - anywhere from $80 to $100, and often even more than that. Happened to me a couple of times, and I just had to back out. Even worse, the bot doing it (I don't believe it's ever the actual model in these cases) starts trying to guilt you into it (i.e. "but I made this special just for you," or some line like that).
- Cuck or MFM threesome vids where, without warning, in the middle of the scene, the girl backs off and one dude starts blowing the other!! Immediate "cure for Viagra!"I don't mind seeing the girl get spitroasted, but as long as only she's fucking/blowing the guys. Add to this the vids that feature DVP - the thought of the two swords touching, even with the girl involved, just kills it for me.
- Just a personal one here. I actually like the Pervnana vids, because some of those GILFs are damn gorgeous! And I can get past the whole "doing your grandma" idea for the same reason. But just call her "grandma." There was at least one guy who kept referring to the "grandmother" as "Gam-gam" (I'm almost certain it was the extremely ugly and annoying Kyle Balls), which just completely ruined it for me. Who the hell uses that term IRL anyway??!!
- OF models who finally do b/g or dildo content after a long time of just doing erotic poses and sexy dancing videos, but charge upwards of $50-60 on the low end, but often more than $100 for one video (I'm looking at you Maci Currin and AbbyPuff/Avery). The ironic part is, charging $50-100 (or more) per video makes it less likely anyone will purchase it unless they really want to see that girl fuck. In the end, if they're lucky, maybe they make a couple hundred $$ off of it. Now, charge $10-20 for the same video, and maybe 50-100 people purchase it. They'd end up making more money than they did trying to charge that "special, exclusive" price.
- OF models who try to charge ridiculous prices for videos that are 20 seconds or less!
- When an OF model wants to sext, but doesn't ask for a flat tip up front. Instead, they start with a couple of cheap video/picture sets, then as the sexting gets hotter, the price for the "good stuff" suddenly jumps to double or triple the price. Want the vid that shows her cum - anywhere from $80 to $100, and often even more than that. Happened to me a couple of times, and I just had to back out. Even worse, the bot doing it (I don't believe it's ever the actual model in these cases) starts trying to guilt you into it (i.e. "but I made this special just for you," or some line like that).
- Cuck or MFM threesome vids where, without warning, in the middle of the scene, the girl backs off and one dude starts blowing the other!! Immediate "cure for Viagra!"I don't mind seeing the girl get spitroasted, but as long as only she's fucking/blowing the guys. Add to this the vids that feature DVP - the thought of the two swords touching, even with the girl involved, just kills it for me.
- Just a personal one here. I actually like the Pervnana vids, because some of those GILFs are damn gorgeous! And I can get past the whole "doing your grandma" idea for the same reason. But just call her "grandma." There was at least one guy who kept referring to the "grandmother" as "Gam-gam" (I'm almost certain it was the extremely ugly and annoying Kyle Balls), which just completely ruined it for me. Who the hell uses that term IRL anyway??!!
- OF models who finally do b/g or dildo content after a long time of just doing erotic poses and sexy dancing videos, but charge upwards of $50-60 on the low end, but often more than $100 for one video (I'm looking at you Maci Currin and AbbyPuff/Avery). The ironic part is, charging $50-100 (or more) per video makes it less likely anyone will purchase it unless they really want to see that girl fuck. In the end, if they're lucky, maybe they make a couple hundred $$ off of it. Now, charge $10-20 for the same video, and maybe 50-100 people purchase it. They'd end up making more money than they did trying to charge that "special, exclusive" price.
- OF models who try to charge ridiculous prices for videos that are 20 seconds or less!
I can't fault you for what you like, but I think "gam-gam" is the most hilarious thing I've heard associated with porn ever.
OF models who flaunt their fancy vacations, new homes, and expensive personal belongings while producing infrequent, overpriced, falsely advertised, and poor quality content.
also Onlyfans.
I know it's beating a dead horse, but I find it fascinating that in a forum where everyone insists porn has to be free and someone who pays money for it is an idiot, there are hundreds of posts about the high cost of Onlyfans and Camgirls etc and people paying for it.
next point of criticism:
In so many Mature or Granny videos you can see that the women obviously don't enjoy it. The thumbnails at Mature.nl are always better than the scene.
Forum's like this is our only defense against getting ripped off from the onlyscams hoes who don't do shit but scam. There's no other way to know if a onlyscams profile is legit or not. Sharing is caring along with warning others of lazy ass scammer profiles.
Which is the whole point - it sounds so ridiculous and silly that it kills the mood before it even starts!
Its the nature of capitalism. There will always be someone with more disposable income, or more willing to take risks.
But that doesn't excuse the fact that OF as a platform is unregulated and designed to exploit consumers (and creators), which then incentivizes creators to maximize their gains by engaging in shitty practices.
Its like gacha mobile games... everyone knows the pull rates are shit and the whales keep everything afloat. Simpcity is the cheatcode for us f2p's and dolphins, lol
Been a while since I replied to here but I have more to add now:
7. Very, very specific but whenever a girl is squirting and/or cumming during anal and the male talent just stops fucking her to go play chess or some shit. Like, bro she's cumming, just keep the tempo.
8. Zoom ins on the male talent's face during positions. What cameraman/director legitimately thinks this is a good shot? If you want to show how passionate the porn is, then just get the whole position in the entire frame, way better than zooming in.
9. Performers complaining about how certain content of their's doesn't sell well and try to use it for an excuse to not shoot it, while simultaneously not marketing it as well as their other content. Any porn has the ability to sell. It is all about marketing the content properly and then building/finding the audience for it. If your content isn't selling, it sounds like a skill issue imo.
10. This kinda ties into number 9, but when performers farm/manufacture engagement or do controversial things just to get more subs. Things like posting their porn under popular tweets or other things in that realm. I know it's all part of the game but doesn't make it seem less pathetic imo.
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