Simp Chat tjcolnar / palethickness [Discussion]

[neoczar869]

Is anyone subscribed to her solo Onlyfans account? (Curvymusclemommy) She claims she runs it. Really hoping thats true and it's not managed like her PaleThickness OF is. Has anyone bought a custom?

She's a lazy stoner, much to my heartbreak

Was as excited as the next guy when I found her OF, immediately subbed to both accounts, messaged her asking for customs. Now my kink is the real test of whether a girl is serious about what she's doing or not. I'm a non-nude teasing/upskirt/twerking guy. Yup I will pay thousands of dollars for a stable of girls just to see them twerking every which way in thongs. Pretty easy work right?

Wrong apparently. I chased this bitch over weeks boosting messages with money asking for the same customs and eventually just got ghosted. No drama, no confrontation, very amicable, but she's just not there. Tried the other account thinking she's more active there, but same story, would ask what I wanted, confirm she can do that, then ghost me. There was never any price negotiation or anything. She would've made a cool thousand USD for an hour of work max for 4-5 short vids.

So yeah, she'll do whatever she wants, on her clock, and if it's dimly-lit trash angles vanilla sex with a dude who can't even make her moan, that's what you're getting because that's what she felt like doing that morning. If you want something else far easier that she doesn't feel like, she won't bother. You're still dealing with a gen Alpha or whatever the fuck they're called nowadays.

I'm filing her under "Very hot but unprofessional and unreliable, get stuff for free".

If anybody else has had a positive experience ordering customs from her please let us know. I tried my luck and spent about 150 bucks just subbing and boosting messages over 2 months and got no where.

After buying customs from 100+ models over the years I can honestly say this is the worst experience I've had. Even Taylor Kamphurst, notoriously skittish and whale-whorey got back to me and told me she was going on holiday, and her list is backed-up ..etc, but said she'll add it to the list, apologized, and sent me like 3 free shorts for the wait, and she is VASTLY hotter than this chick here. Taylor also has the sense to take down the custom stickies when she can't entertain requests.

 

[RamboNutz]

I really, really, really want to see her work with other dudes and even freaking do anal (all the way) for once. Hell, freaking Mike Adriano follows her on IG and loves her pics. Just imagine if he offers her a well paid trip to LA and do scenes together. Call me a "hater" or a "spoiled sport" if you want but her vids have been getting a little boring and too repetitive. And yes I've read everyone's comments on what she says on her IG that she'll only work with this guy but I do believe that they're dating, but she doesn't want to admit it. I remembered she mentioned that they were "exclusive" in public on her previous IG Q&A stories and if you look closely in the background of her workout photos in IG or when she's at the beach, he's there. If not, then he's the one taking her pics and recording her sun bathing. If I was her, just go all the way and do straight up professional porn scenes. With the amount of what she shows in all of her pics and videos on her Onlyfans and social media, what's next for her?

i dont think she needs to go that far. her allure is being an amateur Australian with a phat ass any man would love to get behind. the main issue is that weak ass man shes with. i'd rather watch her fuck a dildo or use a fuck machine than to continue watching a 5'8 power lifter whos juicing and cant last worth shit. and lets be honest here, bros dick aint even average lmaooo. everytime they fuck, its just straight tip action because his shit is so little. go watch the latest video posted in her content thread, bro aint penetrating shit. she just rubbing her pussy lips over his shit

 

[DanHardwood]

i dont think she needs to go that far. her allure is being an amateur Australian with a phat ass any man would love to get behind. the main issue is that weak ass man shes with. i'd rather watch her fuck a dildo or use a fuck machine than to continue watching a 5'8 power lifter whos juicing and cant last worth shit. and lets be honest here, bros dick aint even average lmaooo. everytime they fuck, its just straight tip action because his shit is so little. go watch the latest video posted in her content thread, bro aint penetrating shit. she just rubbing her pussy lips over his shit

That dude is bigger than "5'8." Plus he's Australian, too.

 

[DanHardwood]

She's a lazy stoner, much to my heartbreak

Was as excited as the next guy when I found her OF, immediately subbed to both accounts, messaged her asking for customs. Now my kink is the real test of whether a girl is serious about what she's doing or not. I'm a non-nude teasing/upskirt/twerking guy. Yup I will pay thousands of dollars for a stable of girls just to see them twerking every which way in thongs. Pretty easy work right?

Wrong apparently. I chased this bitch over weeks boosting messages with money asking for the same customs and eventually just got ghosted. No drama, no confrontation, very amicable, but she's just not there. Tried the other account thinking she's more active there, but same story, would ask what I wanted, confirm she can do that, then ghost me. There was never any price negotiation or anything. She would've made a cool thousand USD for an hour of work max for 4-5 short vids.

So yeah, she'll do whatever she wants, on her clock, and if it's dimly-lit trash angles vanilla sex with a dude who can't even make her moan, that's what you're getting because that's what she felt like doing that morning. If you want something else far easier that she doesn't feel like, she won't bother. You're still dealing with a gen Alpha or whatever the fuck they're called nowadays.

I'm filing her under "Very hot but unprofessional and unreliable, get stuff for free".

If anybody else has had a positive experience ordering customs from her please let us know. I tried my luck and spent about 150 bucks just subbing and boosting messages over 2 months and got no where.

P.S: There's no way she doesn't turn into a whale by her late 20s, she's barely keeping it in check this young so we have a window of 3-4 years methinks, if she stays active, before she goes full BBW. Swiss time is running out and collectors wanna collect!

She's Gen Z and 23. Gen Alphas are born in the 2010s to now.

 

[DanHardwood]

I think this is as far as she'll go. I'm familiar with the fitness space. Powerlifting meets and being a personal trainer don't pay much, so Onlyfans seems like a nice side job. My personal opinion... I'm fine with that. I hate it when amateur girls go "big porn." Its harder to order customs from them and it feels like the girls just sell out instead of having fun making small stuff. This happened with Korina Kova even if she stayed a solo performer. TJ's stuff now at least feels intimate with her guy.

But even with the intimacy, she really needs to move on. He ruins the vids because she has to cut all their scenes up because he can't last. She's also a pretty bad editor, if it's her doing it. She always cuts clips way to short, or just pieces stuff together with no real progression. Let that shit breathe lol.

I 110% agree about her editing. She should let the flow of her vids keep going even when her dude cums and tries to keep going because that's what makes everything hotter. It just shows how too good her pussy and ass is that'll it would turn anyone into a 2-pump chump. Plus she really needs to stop doing that slow motion effect during sex and just leave that in her solo vids whenever shaking her ass or is ass clapping.

 

[neoczar869]

Chicks like Bakhar Nabieva have made millions just teasing in thongs. I can only find like 3-4 vids of the sort for this one. She needs hundreds of vids as basis. She started with lame porn and skipped the perv market. Not very bright.

 

[Kollaid]

I think the general consensus is she needs a new partner for her content. Based on what I’ve seen maybe we need to raise her profile to other creators. Guys like girth master ( he’s also an Aussie) and other creators who travel all over the world would love her. I doubt she’s the type that would fly out anywhere so it likely would have to be them going to her.

 

[Loafer0]

I'll be honest, I find all the focus people here put on the dude to be extremely weird, like calling him a shrimp dick 5"8 chihuahua and shit. As if any of that alone results in bad content lol. Go watch some JAV if you think any of that = boring

Truth is that i think both of them just aren't photogenic, and don't have a mind for shooting videos. The editing is ass, the camera work is ass, the variety is ass, and the sex is as flavorful as stale bread. The girl has an absolutely insane body.but none of the skills or traits needed to really show it off.

And you know what? It's no surprise, and barely even out of the ordinary. She's an amateur that's clearly not too invested in her content. Just calling up a new guy with a bigger dick won't fix that (disregarding how that's never gonna happen in the first place).

 

[cengizcigane]

I'll be honest, I find all the focus people here put on the dude to be extremely weird, like calling him a shrimp dick 5"8 chihuahua and shit. As if any of that alone results in bad content lol. Go watch some JAV if you think any of that = boring

Truth is that i think both of them just aren't photogenic, and don't have a mind for shooting videos. The editing is ass, the camera work is ass, the variety is ass, and the sex is as flavorful as stale bread. The girl has an absolutely insane body.but none of the skills or traits needed to really show it off.

And you know what? It's no surprise, and barely even out of the ordinary. She's an amateur that's clearly not too invested in her content. Just calling up a new guy with a bigger dick won't fix that (disregarding how that's never gonna happen in the first place).

Couldnt agree with you more. Especially if you look at her reddit and the comments its crazy how invested guys are lol

 

[neoczar869]

I'll be honest, I find all the focus people here put on the dude to be extremely weird, like calling him a shrimp dick 5"8 chihuahua and shit. As if any of that alone results in bad content lol. Go watch some JAV if you think any of that = boring

Truth is that i think both of them just aren't photogenic, and don't have a mind for shooting videos. The editing is ass, the camera work is ass, the variety is ass, and the sex is as flavorful as stale bread. The girl has an absolutely insane body.but none of the skills or traits needed to really show it off.

And you know what? It's no surprise, and barely even out of the ordinary. She's an amateur that's clearly not too invested in her content. Just calling up a new guy with a bigger dick won't fix that (disregarding how that's never gonna happen in the first place).

Spot on. I've been paying for customs from amateurs since the internet was all blue hypertext. Many came and went and never really were able to capitalize on their beauty for various reasons. Noteworthy in the opposite is Goldie Blair. I think she's the queen of customs, has videos for every kink, actually enjoys the shoot and it shows, is/was hot as hell ..etc. I'm just finding fewer and fewer of that psych profile nowadays. I think it's a generational thing. If they came up through instagram they're brats, and they're seeking a handful of whales rather than provide a 'product'. It's nauseating. Yes I want to jerk off to you, not buy you a house or marry you, get with the program.

What's particularly annoying is that you've got chicks that are just prudes and don't put in the effort, fine. Well this one is willing to fuck on camera, which is a HUUUUUGE threshold, she's just not willing to do the simple shit every body else has down. She should have a twerking video out like twice a week for starters. Learn how to dance better. Vary the angles. She has two facesitting scenes, one is fucking fantastic where she rides and twerks on his face, but it's IN UTTER FUCKING DARKNESS, and the other is shit angles and she doesn't do nearly as much grinding as the first vid. This is subpar. This is 2024, not 2004, having a hot body alone is not nearly enough to charge people money.

I asked for an upskirt custom, where she's pretend-cleaning and bending over, on all 4s ..etc, and another where she's just yoga-stretching. She says: "Yeah I yoga stretch anyway so I guess I can do that", and flatly ignored the other one. Bitch I'm paying you 200 bucks to pretend-clean the up the stairs for 5 minutes and it's too much work?! That's more than a brain surgeon makes hour for hour. She then just disappeared anyway.

They seem to think customers are suiters showing up with flower bouquets asking for a date. Honey you're selling a product you advertised, we didn't rock up to you deadlifting at the gym asking for nudes. If this was a restaurant review I'd say the ingredients and serving size are world-class, but the food is undercooked and the service is horrific.

 

[RamboNutz]

I'll be honest, I find all the focus people here put on the dude to be extremely weird, like calling him a shrimp dick 5"8 chihuahua and shit. As if any of that alone results in bad content lol. Go watch some JAV if you think any of that = boring

Truth is that i think both of them just aren't photogenic, and don't have a mind for shooting videos. The editing is ass, the camera work is ass, the variety is ass, and the sex is as flavorful as stale bread. The girl has an absolutely insane body.but none of the skills or traits needed to really show it off.

And you know what? It's no surprise, and barely even out of the ordinary. She's an amateur that's clearly not too invested in her content. Just calling up a new guy with a bigger dick won't fix that (disregarding how that's never gonna happen in the first place).

listen i can agree with her not being too invested with OF porn due to her being a fitness model chick and having that to fallback on. which makes her not really care about editing and doing the bare minimum. but acting like the guy she does content with doesn't contribute to the problem is crazy.

a guy who isn't all to confident on cam and doesn't know how to fuck def brings the quality of the content down. we've even heard from her own mouth that the mf cant last long which is one of the reasons why her videos have jarring cuts. and if homie is attached to her on some in love type shii, he's probably the reason why she wont do content with better performers.

i'll take watching censored JAV videos all day where everyone there gives 110% of what they're working with, over mr shrimp whos clearly attached to her causing her to not want to hook up with new people. we know how overprotective dudes get when they're in love with a hoe and dont want her with someone else.

 

[Loafer0]

listen i can agree with her not being too invested with OF porn due to her being a fitness model chick and having that to fallback on. which makes her not really care about editing and doing the bare minimum. but acting like the guy she does content with doesn't contribute to the problem is crazy.

a guy who isn't all to confident on cam and doesn't know how to fuck def brings the quality of the content down. we've even heard from her own mouth that the mf cant last long which is one of the reasons why her videos have jarring cuts. and if homie is attached to her on some in love type shii, he's probably the reason why she wont do content with better performers.

i'll take watching censored JAV videos all day where everyone there gives 110% of what they're working with, over mr shrimp whos clearly attached to her causing her to not want to hook up with new people. we know how overprotective dudes get when they're in love with a hoe and dont want her with someone else.

Neither of them are putting in a good effort my brother. Half of what you're saying here is complete speculations (with a bit of projection too?), and really exemplifies the weird contempt people have towards this dude.

Imma just pitch this shit straight, I'm pretty sure it's just misguided jealousy, plain and simple. "How can this guy with a below average dick be limply fucking this girl i idealize, it should have been me!!!!!" type shit. And that's just sad

Like, I know the goddamn SimpCity forums may not be the place to stand on this soap box, but we can be simps without being weird and bitter about this kinda stuff.

The girl wants to fuck this dude firstly, and then decides film it make some money after the fact. You're pretty clearly being sold the afterthought of her sex life. And that's a-ok. On the other hand, there's plenty of other fine ass women out there who really put effort into the art of being a hoe on camera.

RIP to my guy @neoczar829 for blowing $200 on nothing tho, that's fucked up fr. Choosing to make a low effort product is one thing, but straight up not delivering on your word is some honorless behavior. Even e-hoes gotta stand by their word.

 

[RamboNutz]

Neither of them are putting in a good effort my brother. Half of what you're saying here is complete speculations (with a bit of projection too?), and really exemplifies the weird contempt people have towards this dude.

Imma just pitch this shit straight, I'm pretty sure it's just misguided jealousy, plain and simple. "How can this guy with a below average dick be limply fucking this girl i idealize, it should have been me!!!!!" type shit. And that's just sad

Like, I know the goddamn SimpCity forums may not be the place to stand on this soap box, but we can be simps without being weird and bitter about this kinda stuff.

The girl wants to fuck this dude firstly, and then decides film it make some money after the fact. You're pretty clearly being sold the afterthought of her sex life. And that's a-ok. On the other hand, there's plenty of other fine ass women out there who really put effort into the art of being a hoe on camera.

RIP to my guy @neoczar829 for blowing $200 on nothing tho, that's fucked up fr. Choosing to make a low effort product is one thing, but straight up not delivering on your word is some honorless behavior. Even e-hoes gotta stand by their word.

yea i think this might be her partners account cause aint no way u defending this hard. you're taking genuine critiques about her content and twisting them into weird shii. i think everyone here knows they wont ever have a chance with shawty which is why we're on this forum looking for content of her. or if neoczar869 you'd want to at least purchase content you'd like to see her do, instead of the plain jane shii shes been doing.

on top of that she has on several occasions put out statements on her IG QA saying things that like shes moving far away from her content partner and shes not tied to him in any way. yet she still produces content with him, which either means she's not as honest about their relationship or she just cappin gang.

 

[ubantos]

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[Kollaid]

As much as some of us would love for her to branch out theirs just no sign or hint that she has any desire to do so. I think if you subscribe to her OF you’ll just keeping getting the same old stuff of hers. It’s great if you like the same poolside clips and slow mo shots but honestly once you’ve seen one it all looks the same.

 

[DanHardwood]

As much as some of us would love for her to branch out theirs just no sign or hint that she has any desire to do so. I think if you subscribe to her OF you’ll just keeping getting the same old stuff of hers. It’s great if you like the same poolside clips and slow mo shots but honestly once you’ve seen one it all looks the same.

Exactly. Like a Jey Uso match

 

[DoesntReally22]

Though I would love to see a girl with such an enormous ass get fucked by someone with a huge cock like Jack Palmer or Damion Dayski, I don't mind the guy she shoots with--it sure beats girls doing solo only or a guy wearing a strap-on--but I would enjoy her videos more if they were properly lit and she put some more effort into organizing her shoots by filming test footage from different angles. Some of the best looking videos on OF are filmed on iPhones with a couple of ring lights.

As for the guy struggling to last, I don't blame him. Imagine this insanely hot girl who's not your girlfriend asking you to make porn with her. You don't get to fuck her whenever you want, but just when she needs to borrow your dick for content. If I was a young guy in that situation, I'd find it a challenge not to pop fast too!

I just hope all the "she need sum BBC" type comments that she keeps getting on Reddit don't drive her to doing solo-only out of spite.

 

[DanHardwood]

Though I would love to see a girl with such an enormous ass get fucked by someone with a huge cock like Jack Palmer or Damion Dayski, I don't mind the guy she shoots with--it sure beats girls doing solo only or a guy wearing a strap-on--but I would enjoy her videos more if they were properly lit and she put some more effort into organizing her shoots by filming test footage from different angles. Some of the best looking videos on OF are filmed on iPhones with a couple of ring lights.

As for the guy struggling to last, I don't blame him. Imagine this insanely hot girl who's not your girlfriend asking you to make porn with her. You don't get to fuck her whenever you want, but just when she needs to borrow your dick for content. If I was a young guy in that situation, I'd find it a challenge not to pop fast too!

I just hope all the "she need sum BBC" type comments that she keeps getting on Reddit don't drive her to doing solo-only out of spite.

In concerns of the "she need sum BBC" comments, those freaking comments are mad annoying every time they pop up. I really feel that everyone that make those comments are closeted homos. IMO, it's not the skin color that matters, but the performance of what the male performer can bring to the table that can bring out the best enthusiasm from the female performer.

 

[Cbobble]

Look at the power of this chicks ass that has prompted this much discussion lol

 

[neoczar869]

In concerns of the "she need sum BBC" comments, those freaking comments are mad annoying every time they pop up. I really feel that everyone that make those comments are closeted homos. IMO, it's not the skin color that matters, but the performance of what the male performer can bring to the table that can bring out the best enthusiasm from the female performer.

Kinda off-topic but it's quite interesting that on a perv forum that's probably the biggest compendium of fetishes of its kind, that's the -rather common- angle that's mad annoying to you.

Don't get me wrong it's not my thing by a mile as stated above, but it's quite easy to see why it's a thing, and there's no shame in fetishes. Heck the rape section on erotic literature sites is usually the largest.

This chick in particular is a prime candidate. Thick, and her dude can't make her react, so it stands to reason a much more vigorous and well hung man will have her cumming like a machine gun, people wanna see that, and you add the racial angle to make everything more titillating and you got a winner. That's shocking to you? Seems to me like you have an issue with black dudes fucking 'prime' white amateurs period.