- Mar 12, 2022
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I FINALLY finished my midterms, so, like, where’s my celebratory sex??
Public service announcement
I forgot to send you this, pls don’t punish me (rebill)
Just popping in to let you know that I broke my finger in 2 places:( It was an open fracture so I had surgery and they put in a metal bar to straighten it + closed the wound (I’m temporarily a cyborg) (sorry for TMI). I’m still in the hospital and I’ll have to stay another day for antibiotics and pain management. There’s a risk my finger won’t recover, so send positive energy to my pinky Love you guys, I’m very comforted by the fact that you’re here (and sorry I’m not naked this time)
Hospital gowns make for great quickies from behind