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Not that I'd encourage sending models blunt messages, but the disconnect is always fun. Her entire Instagram page is basically 'check out my tits' (and sometimes 'my ass') and she got banned from MLB games for flashing her tits (while pretending it's for a good cause?). So her entire brand is built around having nice tits but you shouldn't actually point this out or ask to see them of course.
 
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Koalaland said:
Not that I'd encourage sending models blunt messages, but the disconnect is always fun. Her entire Instagram page is basically 'check out my tits' (and sometimes 'my ass') and she got banned from MLB games for flashing her tits (while pretending it's for a good cause?). So her entire brand is built around having nice tits but you shouldn't actually point this out or ask to see them of course.
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No blunt message, she asked on her insta story 😂 but you are absolutely correct about her.
 
Koalaland said:
Not that I'd encourage sending models blunt messages, but the disconnect is always fun. Her entire Instagram page is basically 'check out my tits' (and sometimes 'my ass') and she got banned from MLB games for flashing her tits (while pretending it's for a good cause?). So her entire brand is built around having nice tits but you shouldn't actually point this out or ask to see them of course.
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I heard her and Kayla genuinely believed it was gonna benefit some kind of breast cancer charity before Julia pocketed all the cash. Lauren was never in Shagmag again after that... only circumstantial evidence tho so ymmv
 
JerryAnonymouse said:
I haven't. Curious if anyone else has tho.
Her sales rhetoric has escalated a lot. If ya believe what ya read she's a full-fledged pornstar now.
I don't, not even for a second, 99.999% chance it's all lies imo
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Well what is she saying/claiming?
 
Nobody bought any more PV from her recently? I think she is extremely beautiful and hot, sad that her topics have practically stopped.
 
I stopped following her socials a while ago. She seemed like a girl that started smelling her own farts and now expects everyone to be as in love with her as she is with herself without really producing any interesting content.
 
Well not me :HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA:
 
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I was gonna ask, what's up with that price? $69 for some faux artistic glamour shots?

Everyone's gone completely insane. From paying 20 bucks a month on Patreon for an issue, they now demand the equivalent of some other website's yearly membership fee for a single issue.
 
Anyone ever figure out what her cup size is? I checked boobpedia and it says 34D but they look bigger imo. I was gonna message her on onlyfans and ask, but apparently its just a management company now so I won’t get a straight answer. Thx yall.
 
TaffDurn22 said:
Anyone ever figure out what her cup size is? I checked boobpedia and it says 34D but they look bigger imo. I was gonna message her on onlyfans and ask, but apparently its just a management company now so I won’t get a straight answer. Thx yall.
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Pretty sure she once said in a live they were a 32D, unless I recall incorrectly.
 
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