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Simp Chat Jordyn Jones - Discussion Thread

As someone said on this thread before, when the liveliest conversation about you is on a porn forum, that don't bode well for your social media career.

Which is why I hope she just goes back to sex work. That would liven her career up a bit, and who knows, maybe she might blow up like Mia Khalifa did on Pornhub.
 
Not a fan myself, but Mia Khalifa blew up because of the whole controversy around her background.
Jordan really doesn't have anything interesting or alluring about her. No striking features in her looks that make her stand out. Attractive, but in a generic Beverly Hills assembly line way. There is literally a Jordan on every street. I'd absolutely watch her getting fucked, sure, but the entire sexy modelling gig was always terrible.
Just because you're attractive, does not mean sexiness comes to you naturally. Just look at the shoot with Riley Reid. Jordan was so out of her depth, it was more sad than anything. I can honestly say that was the first and only time I have cringed at an image of half naked women before.
 
Not a fan myself, but Mia Khalifa blew up because of the whole controversy around her background.
Jordan really doesn't have anything interesting or alluring about her. No striking features in her looks that make her stand out. Attractive, but in a generic Beverly Hills assembly line way. There is literally a Jordan on every street. I'd absolutely watch her getting fucked, sure, but the entire sexy modelling gig was always terrible.
Just because you're attractive, does not mean sexiness comes to you naturally. Just look at the shoot with Riley Reid. Jordan was so out of her depth, it was more sad than anything. I can honestly say that was the first and only time I have cringed at an image of half naked women before.
She would have been fine if she played the game the right way for her. Her effort into it sucked, her managers suck even more, in fact all OF managers are a bunch of short term milking cunts with no long term strategy what so ever.
I fear this whole thing may have destroyed her potential career. She got FUCKED but not the way we wanted to see it.
Hope she finds a way out of it but it looks rather grim for her career.
 
I wouldn't say it destroyed her potential career. She can bounce back into the sex work. Jordyn can just start small like nudes then work up to B/G content. And with a better manager, too.
 
Not a fan myself, but Mia Khalifa blew up because of the whole controversy around her background.
Jordan really doesn't have anything interesting or alluring about her. No striking features in her looks that make her stand out. Attractive, but in a generic Beverly Hills assembly line way. There is literally a Jordan on every street. I'd absolutely watch her getting fucked, sure, but the entire sexy modelling gig was always terrible.
Just because you're attractive, does not mean sexiness comes to you naturally. Just look at the shoot with Riley Reid. Jordan was so out of her depth, it was more sad than anything. I can honestly say that was the first and only time I have cringed at an image of half naked women before.
find me a single girl with that exact kind of body.

Her proportions are absurd, she would instantly have the best ass in the history of porn.
 
find me a single girl with that exact kind of body.

Her proportions are absurd, she would instantly have the best ass in the history of porn.
Dude, I say this as someone who finds her attractive. Nothing on her stands out and her ass isn't even that good. She is a pretty young looking blonde. That got her famous on social media but her looks weren't special enough for her to maintain a career beyond the age of 21. Cause she isn't breathlessly beautiful where agencies are hiring her to model or record labels are investing in a music career.

She is hot. But not hot enough to make a career out of being hot. Unless she decided to take Onlyfans seriously which she never did.

I can find thousands of girls on TikTok and Onlyfans that have way better asses than her. I have seen tons of asses. There is nothing special about her ass where she would have "the best ass in the history of porn".
 
find me a single girl with that exact kind of body.

Her proportions are absurd, she would instantly have the best ass in the history of porn.
No question she has a great ass and that is part of her appeal. But best ass ever? You think she has the perfect body? No way my man. Also her ass looked this good a few years ago. She has been sitting on it a lot since "passenger princess" became her job occupation. That dancer ass is long gone. She used to show off her ass in all her pics. Now we never see it. Probably for a good reason. Sadly all we have are the old pics.

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No question she has a great ass and that is part of her appeal. But best ass ever? You think she has the perfect body? No way my man. Also her ass looked this good a few years ago. She has been sitting on it a lot since "passenger princess" became her job occupation. That dancer ass is long gone. She used to show off her ass in all her pics. Now we never see it. Probably for a good reason. Sadly all we have are the old pics.

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Even if she showed her ass now it probably wouldn't hit the way it would've a few years ago. Shame she never took her of seriously
 
No question she has a great ass and that is part of her appeal. But best ass ever? You think she has the perfect body? No way my man. Also her ass looked this good a few years ago. She has been sitting on it a lot since "passenger princess" became her job occupation. That dancer ass is long gone. She used to show off her ass in all her pics. Now we never see it. Probably for a good reason. Sadly all we have are the old pics.

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I also can't stop looking at her hips too...
 
You know how they don't compare?

Jordyn's future children will never get bullied :KEKWlaugh:

Meanwhile Belle's kids will since anyone will be able to pull up videos of her being fucked every which way with dick and her eating Mia Malkova's diseased pussy. That shit lives on the internet forever and will be your legacy when you die.
Hi, I know I’m late to the party and most of you probably not around but I’ve met girls like JJ before who chose not to go the “e-thot” way because they didn’t feel like it but we’re working class coomers here so I’ll be quick and straight to the point. Morally ig the shame of having your body online is pretty bad and most of us don’t do that and we aren’t financially free but Belle basically followed the Kardashian blueprint which most girls do nowadays to less degree (billionaire status), yk why I don’t think Belle’s will not be bullied cuz anyone that generates the amount of money she made has a financial advisor and he’ll advise her to invest in private education now the reason most of us dk this is because we come from humble beginnings so we grew up on the internet you think she’ll allow her children to grow up on this cesspit I mean children of billionaires don’t have phones at young age Ronaldo, Kardashians, Lebron they’ll just make sure her children grow up without this.
All that education and success means nothing when the world will forever see you as a worthless whore who gets naked and fucks men and women on the internet.
I also used to think like this and till I changed my career paths I’d be thinking the same and Jordyn possibly thinks this way too I mean we’re all brokies let’s be honest none of us have a mill in a bank or free time to all we want with taxes and bills that’s why we’re here, we’re in the category of 99% that are born born broke, live broke and will die broke so if she (Belle) didn’t want her children to have that kind life or any other hard working OF creator I think we should at least accept that cuz while we’re on our cheap cars or waiting for the bus in the morning with our respect/decency in place her children will be living life to the fullest and be rich till they’re old. I used to think like you but then I see people like Drake getting leaked and what?? He’s a close or if not already a billionaire I or any of you will never reach that status working everyday for 100k a year or less I think the shame era is done in 2024 and being e-thot isn’t seen as shameful as before because the zoomers are lazy that’s why tiktok promotes easy success compared to other platforms that includes OF. When I study 4 years of my life stressed with university exams and debts I’ll have and tuition to find a job eventually people like Belle or even streamers (that we think have no talent) lose 300k on gambling or are multimillionaires before 20 like IShowSpeed/Kai Cenat etc I’m not criticising them but I just think in the end will that shame take away the millions of dollars in the bank? The energy we coomers spend here we should be learning e-commerce or Forex/Bitcoin (cuz it’s hot rn) and make enough money to fuck these girls cuz they’re people but they don’t guck ordinary guys it’s not worth it. With JJ and Belle comparison they’re both thots in a way but one chose to sacrifice their public decency online (which most people don’t have access to or don’t care) to make 100m+ in money she’ll continue earning till her investments hit and the losers (us) that made the choice spend time and money on her will die broke never being financially free because the system doesn’t allow us to unless we make a change. (Internet/stock market)
Jordyn is a waste of space who fell off social media and didn't have the ability to make it on Onlyfans. But at worst, all you can find of her online are tame Instagram-level pics of her in lingerie. She is a thot but not a pornstar. Society sees the difference.
Now back to Jordyn, can you blame her for trying? I mean she’s trying podcast because she needs to do smth but I mean internet work and money is GOOD, yes maybe we ended not seeing her freaky side which only those that have some clout and money did but at least she hasn’t stop trying, which I’d say morally it’s the best approach she’s ambitious and wants to make big money but needs to grind now. The pictures online stuff bit is kinda irrelevant I used to think red pill and listen to podcasts that said OF specifically is quick buck but slow problems to make the audience (us ordinary man) feel morally high in comparative bro we’ll never have either of these girls lives because of pretty privilege and they clout and money they have especially Belle her children will never work they’ll fly private and go anywhere whenever they want, we’re to see hoes when we could be fucking them ourselves (try online work) but if we don’t we’re no position to judge them ur children will not be as successful as none of them neither will you and end of story we’re already at the bottom of rabbit hole imagine being so high in dopamine that we wish ill on multimillionaires that can buy us while we struggle on minimum wage I never understood this logic Kim and Paris which started this e-thot stuff are both worth 500m usd and 1.7b usd respectfully. We’re never gon reach that level and if id earn what I do in a year to a month by having sex with my gf (of) or being an attention seeker online (yt/twitch) I’d choose the latter he’ll every day I see men content creators having relationships with 10/10 models LIVING LIFE that shit gets to me and certainly most of us that’s why we here and pay these thots we’re stuck in system we’re brokies we never gon be successful at any cost by working. Like porn is not ideal either way but nowadays with inflation and not everyone wanting to ruined with debt and taxes there’s not many other options social media is definitely the easiest and biggest one and most artist become billionaires or super rich by teasing p*rn or sexuality eg. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj (more), IceSpice etc. but they’re revered cuz they’re talented not everyone has that talent and LUCK unfortunately :/
I hope JJ succeeds with her strategy of getting pregnant and becoming a vlogger or smth at least she’s trying unlike us.

TL;DR- We shouldn’t judge ppl richer than us because we’ll all die and it’s preferable to die living a good life (wealthy) than dying working till 50s
 
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Belle and similar are the exception. Most of the time a girl opens an onlyfans, makes a couple of thousand each month, enough to live nicely for the present but not enough for the future, and then it dies out because it's a constant hustle and she's a lazy whore.

But her stuff is out there and someone with a grudge will leak it to her kids school board 10 years later.
 
Hi, I know I’m late to the party and most of you probably not around but I’ve met girls like JJ before who chose not to go the “e-thot” way because they didn’t feel like it but we’re working class coomers here so I’ll be quick and straight to the point. Morally ig the shame of having your body online is pretty bad and most of us don’t do that and we aren’t financially free but Belle basically followed the Kardashian blueprint which most girls do nowadays to less degree (billionaire status), yk why I don’t think Belle’s will not be bullied cuz anyone that generates the amount of money she made has a financial advisor and he’ll advise her to invest in private education now the reason most of us dk this is because we come from humble beginnings so we grew up on the internet you think she’ll allow her children to grow up on this cesspit I mean children of billionaires don’t have phones at young age Ronaldo, Kardashians, Lebron they’ll just make sure her children grow up without this.

I also used to think like this and till I changed my career paths I’d be thinking the same and Jordyn possibly thinks this way too I mean we’re all brokies let’s be honest none of us have a mill in a bank or free time to all we want with taxes and bills that’s why we’re here, we’re in the category of 99% that are born born broke, live broke and will die broke so if she (Belle) didn’t want her children to have that kind life or any other hard working OF creator I think we should at least accept that cuz while we’re on our cheap cars or waiting for the bus in the morning with our respect/decency in place her children will be living life to the fullest and be rich till they’re old. I used to think like you but then I see people like Drake getting leaked and what?? He’s a close or if not already a billionaire I or any of you will never reach that status working everyday for 100k a year or less I think the shame era is done in 2024 and being e-thot isn’t seen as shameful as before because the zoomers are lazy that’s why tiktok promotes easy success compared to other platforms that includes OF. When I study 4 years of my life stressed with university exams and debts I’ll have and tuition to find a job eventually people like Belle or even streamers (that we think have no talent) lose 300k on gambling or are multimillionaires before 20 like IShowSpeed/Kai Cenat etc I’m not criticising them but I just think in the end will that shame take away the millions of dollars in the bank? The energy we coomers spend here we should be learning e-commerce or Forex/Bitcoin (cuz it’s hot rn) and make enough money to fuck these girls cuz they’re people but they don’t guck ordinary guys it’s not worth it. With JJ and Belle comparison they’re both thots in a way but one chose to sacrifice their public decency online (which most people don’t have access to or don’t care) to make 100m+ in money she’ll continue earning till her investments hit and the losers (us) that made the choice spend time and money on her will die broke never being financially free because the system doesn’t allow us to unless we make a change. (Internet/stock market)

Now back to Jordyn, can you blame her for trying? I mean she’s trying podcast because she needs to do smth but I mean internet work and money is GOOD, yes maybe we ended not seeing her freaky side which only those that have some clout and money did but at least she hasn’t stop trying, which I’d say morally it’s the best approach she’s ambitious and wants to make big money but needs to grind now. The pictures online stuff bit is kinda irrelevant I used to think red pill and listen to podcasts that said OF specifically is quick buck but slow problems to make the audience (us ordinary man) feel morally high in comparative bro we’ll never have either of these girls lives because of pretty privilege and they clout and money they have especially Belle her children will never work they’ll fly private and go anywhere whenever they want, we’re to see hoes when we could be fucking them ourselves (try online work) but if we don’t we’re no position to judge them ur children will not be as successful as none of them neither will you and end of story we’re already at the bottom of rabbit hole imagine being so high in dopamine that we wish ill on multimillionaires that can buy us while we struggle on minimum wage I never understood this logic Kim and Paris which started this e-thot stuff are both worth 500m usd and 1.7b usd respectfully. We’re never gon reach that level and if id earn what I do in a year to a month by having sex with my gf (of) or being an attention seeker online (yt/twitch) I’d choose the latter he’ll every day I see men content creators having relationships with 10/10 models LIVING LIFE that shit gets to me and certainly most of us that’s why we here and pay these thots we’re stuck in system we’re brokies we never gon be successful at any cost by working. Like porn is not ideal either way but nowadays with inflation and not everyone wanting to ruined with debt and taxes there’s not many other options social media is definitely the easiest and biggest one and most artist become billionaires or super rich by teasing p*rn or sexuality eg. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj (more), IceSpice etc. but they’re revered cuz they’re talented not everyone has that talent and LUCK unfortunately :/
I hope JJ succeeds with her strategy of getting pregnant and becoming a vlogger or smth at least she’s trying unlike us.

TL;DR- We shouldn’t judge ppl richer than us because we’ll all die and it’s preferable to die living a good life (wealthy) than dying working till 50s
please go outside once in a while. this is sad
 
Hi, I know I’m late to the party and most of you probably not around but I’ve met girls like JJ before who chose not to go the “e-thot” way because they didn’t feel like it but we’re working class coomers here so I’ll be quick and straight to the point. Morally ig the shame of having your body online is pretty bad and most of us don’t do that and we aren’t financially free but Belle basically followed the Kardashian blueprint which most girls do nowadays to less degree (billionaire status), yk why I don’t think Belle’s will not be bullied cuz anyone that generates the amount of money she made has a financial advisor and he’ll advise her to invest in private education now the reason most of us dk this is because we come from humble beginnings so we grew up on the internet you think she’ll allow her children to grow up on this cesspit I mean children of billionaires don’t have phones at young age Ronaldo, Kardashians, Lebron they’ll just make sure her children grow up without this.

I also used to think like this and till I changed my career paths I’d be thinking the same and Jordyn possibly thinks this way too I mean we’re all brokies let’s be honest none of us have a mill in a bank or free time to all we want with taxes and bills that’s why we’re here, we’re in the category of 99% that are born born broke, live broke and will die broke so if she (Belle) didn’t want her children to have that kind life or any other hard working OF creator I think we should at least accept that cuz while we’re on our cheap cars or waiting for the bus in the morning with our respect/decency in place her children will be living life to the fullest and be rich till they’re old. I used to think like you but then I see people like Drake getting leaked and what?? He’s a close or if not already a billionaire I or any of you will never reach that status working everyday for 100k a year or less I think the shame era is done in 2024 and being e-thot isn’t seen as shameful as before because the zoomers are lazy that’s why tiktok promotes easy success compared to other platforms that includes OF. When I study 4 years of my life stressed with university exams and debts I’ll have and tuition to find a job eventually people like Belle or even streamers (that we think have no talent) lose 300k on gambling or are multimillionaires before 20 like IShowSpeed/Kai Cenat etc I’m not criticising them but I just think in the end will that shame take away the millions of dollars in the bank? The energy we coomers spend here we should be learning e-commerce or Forex/Bitcoin (cuz it’s hot rn) and make enough money to fuck these girls cuz they’re people but they don’t guck ordinary guys it’s not worth it. With JJ and Belle comparison they’re both thots in a way but one chose to sacrifice their public decency online (which most people don’t have access to or don’t care) to make 100m+ in money she’ll continue earning till her investments hit and the losers (us) that made the choice spend time and money on her will die broke never being financially free because the system doesn’t allow us to unless we make a change. (Internet/stock market)

Now back to Jordyn, can you blame her for trying? I mean she’s trying podcast because she needs to do smth but I mean internet work and money is GOOD, yes maybe we ended not seeing her freaky side which only those that have some clout and money did but at least she hasn’t stop trying, which I’d say morally it’s the best approach she’s ambitious and wants to make big money but needs to grind now. The pictures online stuff bit is kinda irrelevant I used to think red pill and listen to podcasts that said OF specifically is quick buck but slow problems to make the audience (us ordinary man) feel morally high in comparative bro we’ll never have either of these girls lives because of pretty privilege and they clout and money they have especially Belle her children will never work they’ll fly private and go anywhere whenever they want, we’re to see hoes when we could be fucking them ourselves (try online work) but if we don’t we’re no position to judge them ur children will not be as successful as none of them neither will you and end of story we’re already at the bottom of rabbit hole imagine being so high in dopamine that we wish ill on multimillionaires that can buy us while we struggle on minimum wage I never understood this logic Kim and Paris which started this e-thot stuff are both worth 500m usd and 1.7b usd respectfully. We’re never gon reach that level and if id earn what I do in a year to a month by having sex with my gf (of) or being an attention seeker online (yt/twitch) I’d choose the latter he’ll every day I see men content creators having relationships with 10/10 models LIVING LIFE that shit gets to me and certainly most of us that’s why we here and pay these thots we’re stuck in system we’re brokies we never gon be successful at any cost by working. Like porn is not ideal either way but nowadays with inflation and not everyone wanting to ruined with debt and taxes there’s not many other options social media is definitely the easiest and biggest one and most artist become billionaires or super rich by teasing p*rn or sexuality eg. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj (more), IceSpice etc. but they’re revered cuz they’re talented not everyone has that talent and LUCK unfortunately :/
I hope JJ succeeds with her strategy of getting pregnant and becoming a vlogger or smth at least she’s trying unlike us.

TL;DR- We shouldn’t judge ppl richer than us because we’ll all die and it’s preferable to die living a good life (wealthy) than dying working till 50s
I am not reading all that Lurker, but it just shows she had simps down bad for enough that they are writing entire novels about her on coomer sites lol. She could have had a very strong second act to her career if she took Onlyfans seriously cause she had a fanbase of simps. Instead, she didn't and is now putting all her faith into her third podcast no one listens to and holding onto dear life to a trust fund 19 year old to take care of her.
 
Man if you're that obsessed after 10 years then dude has some severe issues
yes exactly. Someone from her high school with a grudge, someone she rejected, someone who just enjoys doing it. I can even imagine a 4chan like group who does nothing but dox ewhores 10 years down the track just for shits and giggle.
 


Looks like she's getting fatter again, lots of her Instagram posts contain junk food.
 


Looks like she's getting fatter again, lots of her Instagram posts contain junk food.
I mean she says her job is being a "passenger princess". She basically sits in her boyfriend's expensive rented car and they go eat junk food all day/night. But her metabolism isn't the same in her mid 20s as it was when she was a teenager.

When she was doing SoClose there was pressure on her to work out to look good. Same with Onlyfans. Now she doesn't have that and there is no reason for her to be in the gym. She had a great body cause she was dancing every day and working out. But it's been years since she has done that. This girl was showing her ass for free on Instagram all the time. But it's been over a year since she has done that. She knows it doesn't look as good. Pizza and cookies do that.
 
I mean she says her job is being a "passenger princess". She basically sits in her boyfriend's expensive rented car and they go eat junk food all day/night. But her metabolism isn't the same in her mid 20s as it was when she was a teenager.

When she was doing SoClose there was pressure on her to work out to look good. Same with Onlyfans. Now she doesn't have that and there is no reason for her to be in the gym. She had a great body cause she was dancing every day and working out. But it's been years since she has done that. This girl was showing her ass for free on Instagram all the time. But it's been over a year since she has done that. She knows it doesn't look as good. Pizza and cookies do that.
It's not too late for her to get back on track or at least where fans want her to be. Almost nobody wants food and boyfriend pics on her social media.
Some fat will go into her ass which is good but junk food will do bad skin to her hormonal profile and skin.
 
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