Fox Smoulder Edging on a Vibrator for 30 min |
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It was there I met Capt. Ahab of the SS Coomer, a practiced and experienced gooner who sought with singular passion one video, Fox Smoulder edging on a vibrator for 30 minutes.
AFTER MANY AN ADVENTURE, the good Capt. finally fixed his harpoon and reeled in the legendary video. Wishing me good fortune, he passed a copy on to me just before a tragic, untimely death; the boatswain having found his dessicated husk of a corpse 3 weeks later, suspended in the captain's quarters, video playing on endless repeat, body emptied of all essential fluids, humours and electrolytes.