No I get it, bruv. I can see it now, she sits down all hooched up, drunkenly realizes she has to remove her gunked up cotton wad, flings it across the room like cooked pasta as it sticks to the wall, making a cartoonish streaking sound, all while she babbles on incoherently and in a booze-addled state, tells all of her simps how much she hates every one of them and why. Fuck yeah!! Id be watching the shit out of that . im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick rn
They are actually made out of real gold and diamonds. the most expensive part is that they are probably custom ordered, but they cant be worth shit because of how small they are. "Oh thanks for the hundreds of thousands of dollars throughout the month! Heres some trinkets and baubles worth less than dick. See you next month!"