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Discussion What are some porn gripes/pet peeves of yours?

KingTegeta

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My pet peeve is mainly camera cuts and sound editing. Big budgets ones does get the Hollywood treatment. But still...all the money porn companies make...you would think they can transition scenes better.
 

s4toru

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When performers are close to knocking something over or destroying something on set.

I cant concentrate on the action because all im thinking is shit like "Look up ffs, you're about to knock over that vase" or "why did she put her glasses on the bed, theyre gonna roll over on them or step on them in a minute. Put them on the side table ffs!" or "That glass table does NOT seem strong enough for both of them leaning onto it. It's gonna break, theyll get cut badly and have to go the ER"
 
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Curva

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Heh. There's a European scene I remember from 15-20 years ago, where at one point the (largeish) girl got positioned with one (booted) foot up on a glass coffee table while being vigorously taken from behind. Physics took its inevitable toll and the weight/force drove her boot through and obliterated the tabletop. They left it in though, since after a brief moment of panic>guilt>relief it became clear she was fine (the knee-high boot protected her leg, plus I'm pretty sure it was safety glass that shattered rather than leaving jagged pieces) and after brushing down they shifted to elsewhere in the room and carried on with the scene to completion.
 
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ricovelez

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There was a scene with Kendra Spade and Kenna James for a movie called Cuckhold Affairs 2. I thought maybe they'd only show the dude for a little bit and i'd get to see two of my favorite performers go at it but I was so disappointed with that scene. This big sloppy dude was constantly in the scene off to the side ruining the whole thing.
 

Frameboy

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I have two that completely ruin any video for me...

1) When the dude won't STFU. Nobody wants to hear you bruh. Zip it.

2) The REALLY bad fake moaning. Some girls are just terrible at it.

I know some of you will disagree, and that's cool... but the big fake fembot boobies REALLY don't do it for me. But sometimes that doesn't matter. lol
 
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When in a scene, particularly one that is depicting a story, you suddenly hear camera sounds. Even in some casting scenes where camera sounds actually make sense, it's still distracting.
 
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ricovelez

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I can stomach some gg cuck scenes but just barely lol. There was a decent one with Jenna Sativa and Kleo Valentien. You know which one I’m referring to? (I can’t remember the name off the top of my head)
That was not bad at all because Jenna is so good but geeze that sorry sob just looked so ridiculous in the scene lmao. It ends up turning into comedy.
 

stevieboy

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I just don't understand the fascination with it! Equally gross is when you have a cuck scene, and the cucked guy gets involved - with the other guy!! If I wanted to watch gay porn, I'd look for it, but since I'm only interested in straight vids, I will immediately turn off the video if it looks like the cucked guy is about to join in.
 

gidd

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Few of mine...

- Johnny Sins. Cant watch anything with his mug in it.

- doggy style (i dont mind it but there is to much of it). So many great looking girls and 90% of their scenes are just doggy. Is it just me that want to see some missionary so i can see the girls face and tities.

-dudes in porn need to remain silent.
 

sg1

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Gaping. Just no. I don't want to see inside your asshole, thanks very much. Aside from being gross, it also destroys any sense of immersion and reminds me I'm watching porn. There are otherwise decent models that I tend to avoid because they can't seem to help having a minor prolapse. Bonnie Rotten and Veronica Avluv come to mind. Bonnie's a bit over the top but if I'm in the mood for that, she nails it every time.... until her ass starts hanging out :sick:
 

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Johnny Sins is an icon but I pretty much agree lol Something about the way he looks pulls me out of it. He's like completely hairless and jacked, like he was made in a lab and is a mannequin made for the express purpose of being a porn guy. Like he doesn't look like a regular guy
 

malhim40

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That's how I feel about Charles Dera, Johnny Sins actually seems socially normal with the way he acts and talks. Charles Dera has these goofball facial expressions and the way he talks does nothing to build the scene. He seems to go out of his way to act like a caricature of a goofy male pornstar with an unlikable, smug face.
 

Aurrific

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I feel like there are levels to this. Like there are guys who simply "fuck", those who "make love" :sick: , and then there are those who "perform"

Charles Dera has fully embraced the latter, and has leveled up to that 4th wall breaking "i am a porn star" phase, ever since he grew that thick 70s 'stache.

like he knows the assignment.

he comes in all " i'm here to make porn and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta bubble gum"
 

s4toru

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Is it just me or does anyone else find the personality of that surfer guy in hotmilfsfuck kinda annoying?
 
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