I know this may not be met kindly by you all because after all this is a discussion forum for a pornstar who many of you probably admire, but I have to say this to keep things real with the bros. I read that interview and have concluded a lot of things, many of which don't reflect well on her at all. I'll start out with something rather innocuous. The funniest thing is that she keeps saying she has an "eldetic" [sic] memory, what she means is an "Eidetic" memory. Her definition of it isn't even accurate in the article lol. It's hilarious how she claims to have this condition which grants you "total recall" but can't remember the damn name of her own super-genius condition! lmao. She also later spells it several different ways, "eldentic," and "eldetic" making it out to sound more like a periodontal disease than a superior learning condition. Oh well, I'm being pedantic. Here are my main conclusions in no particular order.
1) she's a liar.
2) she's an egotist.
3) She's a freak on a level that's kind of disgusting.
Now I am not trying to ruin anyone's fap. Go right ahead, but she's kind of disgusting. Especially what she said about the vampiric people and bl*od. That shit absolutely creeped me out and revolted me. Something's seriously wrong with her. If you want to know what I'm speaking about just run a command+f search for the part about vampires or whatever. Absolutely gross and bizarre. For me that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Also, on a much less troubling note, I find almost everything she says to be riddled with holes and completely inconsistent.
Again, she claims she has an "Eldetic Memory" throughout the article, taking every possible opportunity to bring it up, but her own spelling and grammar is atrocious throughout the article. As the big brain scholar she boldly claims to be, you'd think she'd know how to spell "conscientiously" correctly. Or at least remember, because of her--"eldentic" memory. She uses the malapropism "consciencely" (which isn't even a word) instead of the correct word "conscientiously." And she claims to be getting a PhD in one year... Uh, you'd be hard-pressed to find a PhD program in the states that you can complete in less than 3 years... Many even take 6 years. But I'm sure she's doing some kind of online BS as a COVID-era university student, so whatever. But she claims to be doing her PhD in "Honors World Economics with a Double minor in Business Marketing and Business Manager." This makes ZERO sense. First, there's no such thing as a PhD in world economics (it would simply be an economics PhD program), and you don't receive honors in such a PhD program--as it is a
graduate program so latin honors don't apply.
Also the average program for a doctorate in economics runs you 5-6 years. But I guess the precocious Ellie is doing it online in 12 months? lol.
You also can't do a "double minor" in a PhD program--no clue what she's even on about there. Minors and majors only apply to undergraduate courses. So this all points to the fact that she has absolutely no clue how academic degrees work and just throws in words and majors she thinks will make her sound intelligent.
Of course, Captain Jack is a porn obsessed moron who knows absolutely nothing about academia or anything that's even slightly middlebrow, so he ate all this shit up and simped over her to an ungodly degree throughout the interview, so how could we have expected the outcome to be any different.
All in all, I think that I'd rather see an interview from another one of these women who just likes to smoke weed and hang out with her cats all day. Less baggage than this one. 🤷🏾♂️
