Discussion (BOOMERS ONLY) Golden memories from early internet porn (late 90s-early 2000s)

[gaius32]

its friday night...you came back from school or your first job tired, don't want to go out, your parents are out for dinner, the PC is all for yourself...you know what follows...the adrenaline rushes as you connect to the internet, the screetching noises of the modem connecting to the phone line are at the same time unsettling and soothing...what awaits for you tonight as you enter this new era, or the path to perdition...

Stashes of galleries with low-res pictures, blurry mpegs and AVIs treasured after hours of downloading, your dad finding your 200 mega "huge" stash of celeb and softcore pics (or you finding your dad's stash lol), all complicated because there's only 1 PC at home and everybody fighting to use it, legendary ancient p2p applications like edonkey and kazaa....Rise, Boomers, and share your most egregious stories from those revolutionary times

 

[happiness238]

I even watched my parents VHSs. I remember this movie in which a guy pretends to be dead because every girl in the house wanted to fuck him. Once they are in his "funeral", they start talking about him and he gets hard so they found out he is alive and start fucking him. I still wonder about that movie. Good old times!

 

[gaius32]

I remember my first contact with explicit material on the internet back in 1999, this dude from school comes with several directions of pages in a notebook (i mean in a real notebook, with pen and paper ) and was showing everybody, "dude did u know there's hot pics on this internet thing?" i copied one page "amatorzky" or something (kinda "amateurs" in an east euro language, didn´t even knew what "amateur" meant back then lol) and i checked it at night, it featured galleries of assorted pics of "amateurs", some of which were kinda taken from playboy and penthouse magazines lol. We probably made that page collapse that night with so many dudes entering at the same time, I hope the owner managed to sell it for 20 million during the .net craze of those times...

Then, there was the problem of how to keep web bookmarks from the rest of your family, since the second PC at home didn't came until a couple years later...a friend of mine literally threw the towel on that and said "who cares, even if they don't find them, they know you browse for this shit"

Then another dude comes with another url written down in pen and paper "look what i found try this bro" and it was a sorta life-sized playboy centerfold pic of victoria silvstsomething (some kind of hot dane chick from playboy lol), huge pic for the time, you had to un-zoom it like 20 times to make it more or less fit inside the screen, everybody was in awe with that pic